The reason behind Banger Boy's depression

[Red Chilli]

Bloody hell. Can't see Vaughan and Tresco ever opening the batting together again then!

Certainly can't see them touring again.

I think Vaughan is basically playing for the Ashes 2009 and after that he'll probably jack it in due to his ****ed up knee

[Gray]

Fact

[dww]

I really hope they ask Vaughn about it on TMS. That would be something special.

[captainfog]

I really hope they ask Vaughn about it on TMS. That would be something special.

I'd imagine it would go something like this:


Aggers - "Michael, is it true you have been nobbin' Tresco's missus? And is it not also true that said affair caused Tresco's brain to explode with sorrow and anger, so much so he had to withdraw from the England tour of Australia? And is it not true Michael that you are a dirty dawg?"

Vaughan - "Yes Aggers, it is all true, I am a dirty dawg, but Tresco deserved it because he once hid my thigh pad and it took me two weeks to find it. I was hit twice on my thigh by Harmy in the nets and it really hurt."

Aggers - "Why didn't you just borrow someone else's thigh pad?"

Vaughan - "Fletcher wouldn't let me, he told me it was character building. *******. I'm glad he's gone, he couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag"

[Red Chilli]

Still want Colly for keeper?



Piper

[captainfog]

Still want Colly for keeper?



Piper

Yes I do. Colly is better at batting than Prior, although he has done very well and I am pleased for him.

Lets not forget that Jones got a ton in his 3rd innings against a decent NZ side.

[Neil Young]

Bloody hell. Can't see Vaughan and Tresco ever opening the batting together again then!

At least while they are batting together Stressco could be sure Horny Vaughany wasn't off bonking his wife.

[captainfog]

At least while they are batting together Stressco could be sure Horny Vaughany wasn't off bonking his wife.

I like what you've done there, welcome to the Russ Abbott club.

A few people have been joining that recently

[Neil Young]

I like what you've done there, welcome to the Russ Abbott club.

A few people have been joining that recently

What are you on about, Foggy?

[captainfog]

What are you on about, Foggy?

There have been some terrible jokes flying about recently and so I have been inviting the offenders to joint me in the Russ Abbott club.

[Redlife]

Vaughn's captain though.



It's a captain's privilege, surely?


To have pick of the women folk? It's how they did it in the olden days.

[Fiddy]

Surely Vaughan, as captain, wouldn't do anything like that...

On the other hand if it's true,