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    [VictorMeldrew]I can't believe this was being televised over the weekend.

    What next? Live paddleball? Pro-celebrity French cricket? International sandcastle building? European Champions League burying your dad in the sand?

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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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    #2
    There isn't really much happening till 11 Aug, so they have to tide over their programming schedule with other crap.

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      #3
      Originally posted by JCase View Post
      There isn't really much happening till 11 Aug, so they have to tide over their programming schedule with other crap.
      I know but

      They should show more cycling.

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      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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        #4
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        I know but

        They should show more cycling.

        Girls sport - FACT
        **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pacman View Post
          Girls sport - FACT


          Women's cycling is good too.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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            #6
            FFS, on Eurosport now

            Live Beach Tchoukball. The men's final of the International Beach Tchoukball tournament from Geneva, Swtizerland. In tchoukball players can attack and defend at both ends of the pitch.
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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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              #7
              What time is the mega supreme grandslam tiddlywinks tournament on?
              Like blood on iron

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                #8
                I love that the most helpful thing they could think of to describe the game was:
                In tchoukball players can attack and defend at both ends of the pitch.
                Will you be providing commentary?
                "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                -- William Blake

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                  #9
                  They should be putting some Kabaddi on
                  Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                  (1995)
                  "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by dww View Post
                    I love that the most helpful thing they could think of to describe the game was:


                    Will you be providing commentary?
                    I don't even know what the goal is. It looks like a bit of hardboard about the size of one of those goals they have at Early Learning Centre (Kenneth has one no doubt), set at an angle like a stage monitor.

                    Bananas.
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
                      What time is the mega supreme grandslam tiddlywinks tournament on?
                      8pm on Sky Box Office 7. Surely you've seen the ads with that bloke with a voice like an earthquake:

                      ARE YOU R-R-R-READY TO TIDDLE
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                        8pm on Sky Box Office 7. Surely you've seen the ads with that bloke with a voice like an earthquake:
                        My cousin holds (held, I don't keep up with these things) the Guiness World Record for the highest tiddlewink flick.
                        "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                        -- William Blake

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dww View Post
                          My cousin holds (held, I don't keep up with these things) the Guiness World Record for the highest tiddlewink flick.
                          I think I saw that on International Pro-celebrity Tiddlywinks on Setanta Gold 14.

                          There's a whole new thread there - relatives who hold bizarre world records.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            #14
                            Oh crapping heck.

                            Sky Sports "Xtra" now: Beach Cricket. The XXXX Gold Beach Cricket tri-nations.

                            It's multi-channel Hell.
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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                              #15
                              Competitive fishing is on Sky next Saturday.
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                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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