The Wrestling Thread

[MrShawnMichaels]

LOL, guys its made up. In the Attitude era a was quite young so I enjyed it. But now its rubbish, and you can find out whats going to happen (storylines) well before hand. The whole Kane-Taker thing was revealed on the net months before it happened, as does it happen regularly. For example check out WrestlingZone, you'll get the storylines for next couple of months haha.

Its not Wrestling, its ENTERTAINMENT (or so they make it out to be). WWE is a laughing stock compared to what it used to be.

This is a LIVERPOOLFC Forum, why do you guys not go to a wrestling forum, how many of your posts have been Liverpool Fc related?!

And remember, they are professionally trained performers, so PLEASE don't try this at home, or school, or anywhere. Please DON'T try this

Oh wow. You can really check for spoilers on the internet before the feuds have happened. Well I never. I always thought wrestling was in kayfabe. You certainly told me.

And you wouldn't need to go on Figure 4 Online or PW Torch to know that I was being sarcastic.

[MrShawnMichaels]

This is an old TV report, one of the funny ones

Justin Shapiro's Raw report for June 15th
WWE RAW REPORT*
by Justin Shapiro*
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You don't get it, do you?* That's exactly why I have to do it.* I have a lot to prove.* Dave, people have forgotten.* I said I'd never retire, I had to retire, it happened.* But I miss what I've loved so much my entire life.* You don't know how many days I go to bed, every morning I wake up, wanting to be Justin Shapiro one more time.* A lot of people have forgotten what I used to be.* I need to prove it to myself.* I want you to let Justin Shapiro be himself one more time.* Please.* I promise you I'm gonna make you proud.*
Date: 06/15/09 from Charlotte, NC*
The Big News: Vince McMahon sold Monday Night Raw to Donald Trump (a.k.a. The Donald).* Randy Orton is the new WWE champion.* Raw next week will be headlined by Triple H and Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match where the only breaks will be in Randy’s collarbone, as Trump has declared that Raw next week will be commercial free.*
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Match Results: Chris Jericho b. Rey Mysterio; Tommy Dreamer b. Christian; Randy Orton b. Big Show, Triple H, and John Cena; Mickie James b. Rosa Mendes; CM Punk b. Edge and Jeff Hardy; Carlito & Primo b. Hart Dynasty (DQ); Triple H won a battle royal by eliminating John Cena*
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So let’s get this done rapidly, because tonight is, after all, the season finale of Greek, part of the ABC Family family.* Goddamn, who does Rebecca Logan think she is anyway?* Wait, oh god, wait, tonight is the three-hour Raw.* Ohhhhhh no.* (Ugh, boo, wah, I hate my lifelong hobby of watching pro wrestling.)*
Tonight, it’s all for three and three for all: all three WWE Championship championships will be defended in three different title opportunities.* And according to Cole and Lawler, rumors abound that Vince McMahon will name the new general manager of Raw tonight.*
A recap of last week, when the Viper took advantage of a wounded Animal but then got caught in a trap by the big Game, Hunter.*
<I>Whoa Oh.</I>*
Intercontinental Title: CHRIS JERICHO vs. REY MYSTERIO*
Jericho and Mysterio, on Raw, in 2009?* What a special occasion.* However, Jericho said he’d never appear on Raw again.* <I>However</I>, he is also a known liar.* “Ever since I was drafted to Smackdown,” says he, “this show has gone into the toilet.* Raw has gone into a tumultuous tailspin the likes of which it will never recover.”* Well, the truth hurts, missed preposition notwithstanding, but then again, I think that’s what he said about Raw ten years ago too.* Jericho calls the fans “insipid bulbous manatees” (haha), then explains that Rey’s “mask will be his downfall and only Chris Jericho can lead him to salvation.”* Mordecai had similar ambitions but he got West Coast Popped, son.*
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A clock at the bottom of the screen pops up and counts down 30 minutes until the WWE Title match.*
They had a slightly shorter version of their usual really good match.* There were some new spots like Rey going for a rana off the apron onto the floor but Jericho heaving him over his head onto the announce table, and Jericho going for a 619 on Rey (or that choo-choo Bossman straddle) but Rey catching him with an Asai moonsault.* Breaking News scroll: McMahon to appoint new general manager tonight on Raw.* Geez, noted.* Finish has Rey going for the West Coast Pop, but Jericho catching him and twisting his mask.* Rey protected the mask and Jericho hit the Codebreaker to win.*
Did You Know?: Almost 2 million females watched Raw last week.* Hot.*
Josh Mathews interviews Randy Orton, who says that Triple H came at him with the sledgehammer last week because he’s scared of him.* John Cena comes in and assumes interview duties, asking, rhetorically, why Orton was “the Grand Wizard of the Baby Oil Boys Club.”* It’s a fair question.*
Last week, Vickie Guerrero resigned after her humiliating loss in Hog In A Pen.* Announcers interview Vince backstage, who announces that his announcement of the new GM is that there is no announcement of the new GM.* That announcement will come from someone else, because Vince is instead announcing that he was made an offer he couldn’t refuse, so he is ... selling Monday Night Raw.* Nooooo, United Arab Emirates, you can’t have Raw too!*
Crowd says “[They] Want Flair [They] Want Flair” but [They] are ignored.* Vince says he’ll tell us to whom later, but it’s someone who he’d heretofore thought had No Chance (In Hell) of ever buying Raw from him.* Maybe it’s Ashley and she’s using her Survivor winnings to turn Monday Night Raw into Monday Night Rawks. YOU’D BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT* \m/* \m/*
Announcers are like, what.* They say that Vince has owned Raw for 17 years, but what about those two months in 2002 when Flair owned it?* (I liked it better when Flair came off as the rich guy instead of Will Take Backdrops On The Floor For Alimony.)*
ECW Title: CHRISTIAN vs. TOMMY DREAMER*
Sign: “P-E-E-S.”* Oh, “peeps.”* Just after the bell rings, that clock pops back up again at the bottom of the screen to say that the WWE Title fourway will start in 10 minutes.* Well how the **** do you know that?* Three minutes later, Christian hurts his ankle leapfrogging over Tommy off the top rope, causing him to lose hold of the Killswitch and get small packaged, 123.* Sorry for doubting you, clock.*
“Great American” Bash commercial, oops.* Is this a new Don’t Try This At Home injury montage PSA?* They should do one where it’s just clip after clip of Batista.*
Kells & the Bells are hanging out backstage, where we join their conversation in progress.* Legit dialogue is as follows,*
A Bella: “Omigosh, so I wonder who bought Monday Night Raw.”*
Kelly: “I’m so nervous, I mean I hope we still have jobs.”*
A Bella: “My god, I didn’t even think about that.”
Bella B: “No, we definitely do!”*
A Bella: “You know, I bet Oprah did, I could so see that, right?” *
Kelly: “What about ... Paris Hilton!”*
A Bella: “Ew, I hope not.”
Bella B: “Or the President.”
A Bella: “That might be cool.* What a change, right?* Hey you wanna try a lip gloss.”*
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And, absolutely she does.*
That was totally a conversation that some girls would totally have.*
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Girls are so dumb.*
Photos from Batista’s bicep surgery; he will miss “a number of months of action.”* Eww eww his arm is inside out ewww.*
WWE Championship: RANDY ORTON vs. THE BIG SHOW vs. JOHN CENA vs. TRIPLE H*
Michael Cole: “The question is, is Randy Orton invincible?”* Is it?* *
They split off into the pairs to which they are accustomed, and the ring eventually clears for Cena and Hunter to work some brief spots together for the first time in a year.* Cena sets up five-knuckle shuffle but gets spinebusted.* Pedigree is countered into the Attitfude Adjfustment but the heels break it up.* Show goes for a double chokeslam on Cena and HHH but gets double suplexed.* Orton goes for the Legend Kicker but Show catches it with his hand (he’s vincible).* RKO on Show is thrown off, Pedigree on Show, FU on HHH, FU on Show, RKO on Show, 123!* This just isn’t Big Show’s spring, is it?*
Randy Orton is a five-time world champion.* So everything with the belt last week was all for. uh.*
Vince is out to reveal who now owns WWE Raw.* (Well, actually it’s now just WW.* He sold the E to Samsung.* They’re Samesung now.)* Vince says that after a lot of soul searching, but he’s convinced he made the right decision.* The buyer is someone he has some negative history with, but it was an overwhelming offer.* Oh ****, Kroenke’s revenge.* No, it’s ...
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DONALD J. TRUMP, appearing on the TitanTron with (omg) his old music.* “It’s true, I, Donald Trump, am now the sole owner of Monday Night Raw.”* Vince banters with the Trump pretape.* Trump thinks Vince should’ve given back to the fans more, which is why for his first act as owner of Raw, next week’s show will be commercial-free.* But ... Royal Pains.*
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Vince says “the mon-ay.”* Trump will be on Raw next week to run it the right way, then tells Vince he looked better bald.* Vince cuts the signal.* He’s too emotional to give his farewell address to Raw, but will do so next week.* As his final act, he books a 10-man battle royal to determine the #1 contender to Randy Orton for The Bash.* Haha, “the Bash.”*
Orton kicking Vince and everyone he loves in the head is long since water under the bridge by now, evidently.*
<u>Special bonus feature: complete transcript of lyrics to Donald Trump’s theme song</u>
“Money*
Money money money money
Money money money money money money money money money*
Money”*
MICKIE JAMES vs. ROSA MENDES (w/ Beth in her civvies) (now w/o her)
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Michael Cole calls Raw “the crown jewel of entertainment.”* Easy there.* The WWE Divas are sexy, smart, and powerful, and confident, and beautiful, and strong.* Or however that goes.* “Maurice” vogues her way out to ringside for observation purposes.* Mickie shoves off Rosa, causing her to give a look of SHEER FURY and charge back, but she runs right into a DDT, 123.* Maryse storms off faster than Kris Draper waiting for a handshake, but Mickie tells her to get in the ring.* Maryse walks back, climbs onto the apron, does the hair toss, and immediately runs away, because she is the best person in the world.*
Goldust and Hornswoggle are in the ring shooting t-shirts into the crowd, those absolute rascals.* I hope that Goldust remembers that Orton and Batista are the men who gave him that speech impediment by electrocuting him to death lo those six years ago.* He should’ve ran in on their cage match last week and destroyed them both.* Out comes Miz, who wants Donald Trump to know that the new face of Raw should be Miz.* He vows to toss John Cena out of tonight’s battle royal and win the title shot at Bash At The Place.* Soon, he will be a gigantic star, and all the people will be eating it up and saying [in mostly-British accent] “please Miz, can I have more?”* That’s ... not quite the correct line, but still awesome.* Oliver knows.*
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Miz turns around and wants to know why Goldust and Hornswoggle are still in the ring, ordering them out.* Goldust says that he’s disappointed in Miz’s mediocre mindgames with John Cena.* “Once, I gave Ahmed Johnson mouth-to-mouth just to get in his head.”* Later, he gave him head just to get in his mouth.* He tells Miz that he should change his name to the Wiz, because nobody beats his prices.* Miz says Goldust is the last person who should be giving career advice as he’s already been let go and brought back four times.* “Goldust in 1999 was cool, he was funny.”* ’99, really?* “But in 2009, irrelevant.”* He DDTs Goldust, then shoves down Hornswoggle and takes the t-shirt gun.* Cornering him in the ... corner, he aims -- no, my god, he’ll ... kill him?* um.* Miz pretends to yield, then turns around and blasts a t-shirt, oooh, right into Hornswoggle’s lucky charms.* And then in his testicles.*
At least he died doing what he loved, mischievously hitting people in the nuts.*
Josh Mathews asks CM Punk (booed) if he has any regrets.* Punk is all, not even.* Almost one year ago today, he came to Raw, banked Edge, and everybody loved it.* And now he does the same thing again and is supposed to be having a morality crisis?* He says that most of the WWE Universe thinks he was justified but there’s a vocal minority who disagree with him.* Matt Hardy walks in and tells Punk good stuff, don’t regret it, he would’ve done the exact same thing.* Punk is like, psh, you ain’t my friend, we’re nothing alike, Matt’s a chump whereas Punk earned his title.*
<u>Special bonus feature: complete transcript of dialogue from every WWE promo in 2009</u>*
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”Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you
Each and every one of you”*
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World Heavyweight Title: EDGE vs. JEFF HARDY vs. CM PUNK*
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Edge is single, ladies.* Another long title match, full of cool stuff.* Jeff ends up in Doomsday Device position but ducks Punk’s clothesline and victory rolls Edge for a nearfall.* They all get ko’d after a simultaneous triple clothesline.* Edge gets the sharpshooter on Punk but Jeff puts Edge in a sleeper.* Punk goes for the GTS on Edge, who shoves him into a Twist of Fate by Jeff, countered into a GTS on Jeff, Jeff slips out, but gets speared when Punk leapfrogs Edge.* Punk goes for his knee in the corner, but Edge lifts him up over the turnbuckles and he cracks his knee on the steps.* Punk sells a knee injury on the floor.* Hardy hits whisper in the wind but Punk breaks up the count.* Jeff throws Punk outside and aggressively kicks him in the leg over and over.* Jeff hits the Swanton on Edge, 1 2 Punk pulls him out and steals the pin 1 2 3.*
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I do know it’s the Mack Militant coming to get it on.* Teddy Long is out and announces that Punk will defend the title against Jeff at Bash At The Bash.*
Unified Tag Titles: HART DYNASTY vs. PRIMO and CARLITO*
Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase are at the desk, so this is basically what WWE TV is going to look like in five years, a segment where all seven people in it are second generation wrestlers.* Colons vs. Legacy for the tag titles has been added to the Bash.* Rhodes and DiBiase shut up Cole and Lawler and take over commentary for the whole match.* They’re better than a lot of guest commentators.* They say they’re in the battle royal to make sure certain parties don’t win it.* Ted says “Great American Bash,” oops.* Racist.* Primo and DH botch a rana.* Carlito hits the back-knee on DH and Legacy run in for the DQ.* They lay out the Colons and apparently have new music now.* But ... priceless.* Baby, they’re priceless.*
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Santino is with Vince in his office.* He wants to know if he’ll still have a job next week, Vince says there are no guarantees.* Vince takes a call on his mobile; it’s Trump and he has a major announcement for after the battle royal.* “You want Impact?”* Haha, that had to be intentional.* Santino comically misspeaks to Vince, blah blah blah.* You’ve ruined the act, GOB.*
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A graphic goes up for the main events of this Friday’s Smackdown, CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy vs. Edge, which Jim Ross immediately identifies as wrong, saying the real matches are Punk/Mysterio and Hardy/Jericho.* Well I don’t know who to believe.
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#1 Contender Battle Royal: CODY RHODES, TED DIBIASE, MVP (...?............eventually), MATT HARDY, WILLIAM REGAL, KOFI KINGSTON, THE WIZ, BIG SHOW, TRIPLE H, and JOHN CENA*
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Triple H comes out to “King of Kings,” so by all rights Cena should use “Bad Bad Man” or something.* But he doesn’t. * Everyone stands around and punches each other for a while.* Matt bails from a confrontation with Show and rolls out to the floor, but Show pulls him back up into the ring then immediately shoves him back out.* MVP hits his running kick on Show but his momentum takes him over the top onto the apron, where Show clonks him out.* That was suspect strategy.* Show chokeslams Miz, who rolls to the floor.* Then everyone left Earthquakes Show and collectively toss him.*
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Cena and HHH tease the Rumble ’08 finish before Legacy interrupts.* Legacy team up to dump Kofi, then have a sweet celebration.* They also eliminate Regal, leaving just them, Cena, and HHH (and the somnolent Miz, shh).* Cena throws out DiBiase, throws out Rhodes, who hangs on and gets clotheslined out by HHH.* Hunter escapes the FU and Pedigrees Cena, but Legacy run in and stomp him down.* With both Cena and HHH laid out, Miz slowly peeks up from over the apron in a great shot.* He charges in to toss them both with their backs turned, but they each turn around and pitch him out, then HHH tosses Cena.* Wait, then why didn’t they have Miz just ... ah forget it.* Triple H is the challenger to Randy Orton.* Finally, the match I’ve been waiting for.*
So Trump pops up again, calling Triple H “a tough guy and a real talent.”* What was it he called Lashley, “a black gentleman who is the strongest guy he's ever seen”?* Anyway, he makes an unprecedented announcement: the title match at the Bash will not be at the Bash at all, it will be next week on Raw, and it will be Last Man Standing.* I think that’s probably precedented.* It’s kind of awesome to pretend that Trump knows what a Last Man Standing match is.*
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Final Thoughts:*
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For such a great businessman, Trump needs someone to explain to him PPV revenue vs. TV ratings.* I’ll do it, I’ve studied this business (or as I call it, “the business”).* Also ask him how they’re going to (I assume) sell yet another Hunter/Orton match at Bash At The Bash -- Hell in a Cell after a double KO next week? -- following what will amount to three straight weeks of the two of them wrestling on Raw.* Well, maybe they can air a ton of commercials for it.* Oh wait.

[chrispy]

Anyone here read Bret Harts biography (My Real Life In The Cartoon World Of Wrestling)? I stopped watching wrestling donkey's years ago but lately i've started downloading all the old PPV's (bit of nostalgia I guess) and came across a PDF version of his book. ****in hell it's a good read, it kept me gripped throughout and gives a good insight into the business, even for a smark. Vince McMahon is truly satans spawn.

[MrShawnMichaels]

Anyone here read Bret Harts biography (My Real Life In The Cartoon World Of Wrestling)? I stopped watching wrestling donkey's years ago but lately i've started downloading all the old PPV's (bit of nostalgia I guess) and came across a PDF version of his book. ****in hell it's a good read, it kept me gripped throughout and gives a good insight into the business, even for a smark. Vince McMahon is truly satans spawn.

Supposedly the autobiography is one of the best in wrestling though the earlier events in his life are fairly sketchy.

Btw, MrMichael: 'They' are Hogan, Bischoff and Jarrett.

[MrMichael]

I really couldn't care less who "they" are, that whole thing is a complete mess. Impact has been very poor since the Guns - BM stopped saving the show.

Almost as bad as the cluster**** ending to NXT season 2, more botches than a Sabu match, some hilarious no-selling, and Riley attacking Watson when they were supposed to be on the same side (I think). Utterly ridiculous.

[Bender]

Just watched last nights T.N.A and it was S.H.I.T

[refugee]

Anyone here read Bret Harts biography (My Real Life In The Cartoon World Of Wrestling)? I stopped watching wrestling donkey's years ago but lately i've started downloading all the old PPV's (bit of nostalgia I guess) and came across a PDF version of his book. ****in hell it's a good read, it kept me gripped throughout and gives a good insight into the business, even for a smark. Vince McMahon is truly satans spawn.

I have a signed copy. Really good read and he gave a lot of info away that he had no real need to. Some of the issues with his family (i.e. falling out with Smith, his relationship with his sisters etc) went way beyond what I was expecting from his book.

[MrShawnMichaels]

I really couldn't care less who "they" are, that whole thing is a complete mess. Impact has been very poor since the Guns - BM stopped saving the show.

Almost as bad as the cluster**** ending to NXT season 2, more botches than a Sabu match, some hilarious no-selling, and Riley attacking Watson when they were supposed to be on the same side (I think). Utterly ridiculous.

Woah, hold the horses cowboy. Impact hasn't been saved by the MCMG v Beer Money, that one match has been the only highlighting of sacrificing two hours of your life watching crap, useless, pointless, bull**** TV. I don't want to see fourty year old washed eejits flying around with chairs, I don't want to see sixty year old Hogan feuding with Sting, Diesel and Jeff ****ing Jarrett. I could go on. Somehow my rants against TNA seem repetitive.

NXT has been a cluster**** of a show for some time. But they can allow for it to happen on a C show. Lo Ki winning obviously makes the most sense, supposedly a tag team with Danielson is on the horizon against The Hart Dynasty with Lo Ki and TJ Wilson feuding late in the year. The Riley v Watson was a shoot apparently

[Alex]

WWE has really gone off the boil these last 2 or 3 weeks. Boring predictable story lines. NXT look weaker than ever. Dispite picking up a win over WWE. Shaemus being made to look weak by constantly getting his ass kicked. Ohh and Young making his "return"

Very poor

[MrShawnMichaels]

WWE has really gone off the boil these last 2 or 3 weeks. Boring predictable story lines. NXT look weaker than ever. Dispite picking up a win over WWE. Shaemus being made to look weak by constantly getting his ass kicked. Ohh and Young making his "return"

Very poor

I thought Raw was quite good, in fact

[Alex]

I thought Raw was quite good, in fact

Shows how much i know!

[MrShawnMichaels]

Shows how much i know!

It wasn't brilliant but it done the job in building for the PPV, which no one will buy

[Alex]

It wasn't brilliant but it done the job in building for the PPV, which no one will buy

Well i certainly wont be.......Its on Sky Sports!

[MrShawnMichaels]

Well i certainly wont be.......Its on Sky Sports!

Ah, I was speaking domestically

Anyone watch Dragon Gate USA?

[MrShawnMichaels]

The new season of NXT kicked off with an inaugural 'DEE-VAS' competition to crown the next WWE break out star.

Matt Striker assuming role of 'host' and chief lackey introduced the pros and rookies. Vickie Guerrero 'fired' the seven foot behemoth Aloisia and replaced her with Caitlin. There's something worrying when the Bellas are pros to a rookie. What do the Bellas teach muscles-galore Jamie about what to do in and out of the ring? The same could perhaps be mentioned about Kelly Kelly and Naomi but I'm sure Kelly Kelly knows a few ways of staying the business (SATIRE)

Striker mentioned the patented line of the divas having to be "smart, sexy and powerful". Wait, Melina is a champion right? Vickie was getting mucho love from Michael Cole at this point, who I have to say, is so much better on NXT than Raw. Probably without McMahon in his ear, he can act like himself. Vickie's rookie cut a horrendous promo of being the girl who would be prom queen but a bitch. Is that what all prom queen are like anywayzzzzz?! LOLZ! Vickie made her rookie redo the promo to which she sucked up to Vickie, which got a lot of heat. Aksana (Goldust's rookie) cut a promo half in English and Lithuanian. NO BUYS. When Maryse speaks French, it's bueno hawt but this seemed clunky. That and Maryse has gigantic boobies. Maxine (Alicia Fox's rookie) cut a heel promo but was 'Whatted' to death by the crowd. If she didn't script this promo so much, by responding to the 'WHAT?', she may have gone over a teeny bit more as a heel. AJ (Primo's rookie) delivered a boring sob storied promo, Jamie (Bellas' rookie) was more cringeworthy which prompted Cole to ask “is she reading off a teleprompter” and Naomi finished the segment with something lame, yet Kelly Kelly smiled and seemed happy with. She must have low expectations I guess.

First challenge of the season. No it wasn't a trampoline or Scott Steiner like pogo sticking. It was a dance challenge! This was GIF-****ING-TASTIC. Michael Cole was the first dance partner for two of the girls and looked ridiculously goofy but the comedy wore out. The purpose was to humiliate him ala Gobbledegooker and MEAN GENE in Survivor Series and it duly delivered. Tony Chimmel was the second dance partner, which gave licence for Striker to make fat jokes. Josh Matthews was third and he started slow dancing with Aksana. That was BUYS. Anyway, Naomi won for her flexibility and athleticism. The show mentioned she was a backing dancer for Florida. Wait, I may have got that wrong. Flo Rida. So she had a distinct advantage, shirley?!

First match was Alicia Fox and Maxine v Kelly Kelly and Naomi. I didn't watch this show for this match but my ****, how many botches. Kelly Kelly is the richer and slightly lesser known version of Lacey von Erich. Ending was hilarious and someone is going to get a bollocking. Naomi and Kelly Kelly won, I think. I still don't know.

Second challenge was the flag chasing competition. They went around the arena chasing flags. What did this prove? Nada. Was it good to see women's parts jiggling in HD? Uh huh. Naomi won again and was asked to give her thoughts. She was out of breath and this was ill advised.

Second match was Goldust and Aksana v Primo and AJ. Match was less than five minutes and less seen the better. Primo and AJ won.

Vickie came out with her rookie and demanded she re-introduced herself.
I<3 Vickie and her heat.
Primo argued this was AJ's moment which then led Vickie demanding her rookie to beat her up which backfired.

If you are looking for sheer goofy entertainment, this is the best show. Michael Cole, Josh Matthews and Matt Striker are absolutely brilliant when they are interacting with each other. Though it may seem pervy in PG, it's brilliant watching them flip flop between the rookies. Perhaps King would have been a better choice for the show? The wrestling side, only Naomi looked competent from the four rookies but this isn't Shimmer. I want to see jungle gyms and pie eating contests on this show. Umm, pie. This show was brilliant and awful rolled into one. I do however suggest they too have an invasion angle calling them the SEXUS. YOU'RE EITHER WITH OR YOU'RE SEXUS.