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  • MrMichael
    The Pun Police
    • Jul 2006
    • 33477

    #1066
    Originally posted by Joe King
    What did Lillian do?
    She was just another part of the cluster****. You need to see the end of the Cena-Orton really, but as you haven't, here's a quick recap;

    Right, so Orton decides he can't pin super-Cena so shoves the ref. Bell sounds, and Garcia gets all tongue tied and gets her lines mixed up, ending with her announcing Orton as the "new" champion, then 2 secs laters that she's heard from Mr McMahon; its getting restarted and Orton can lose the title by DQ. Then Orton tried to lose by countout but that's restarted too, then by pinning with feet on the top ropes but thats restarted again, then finally the "fan" attacks the ref when Cena has Orton in the stf, Orton hits the rko and wins.

    I could not dig, I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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    • Joe King
      Hodgsoned
      • Aug 2007
      • 19387

      #1067
      haha! Bring back The Fink!

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      • Joe King
        Hodgsoned
        • Aug 2007
        • 19387

        #1068
        New concept of PPV called Breaking Point - all matches are submission matches. And the first match to be announced, you guessed it Orton - Cena XXXXXXXXXXXVIIII in an 'I Quit' Match. These are really boring matches on the whole. I remember watching Mankind vs The Rock at Royal Rumble 99, ****.

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        • johnly
          Dalglish
          • Sep 2006
          • 2503

          #1069
          Originally posted by Joe King
          haha! Bring back The Fink!
          The Fink! Anyone remember when they gave him a wig one Wrestlemania? haha genius

          Originally posted by Joe King
          New concept of PPV called Breaking Point - all matches are submission matches. And the first match to be announced, you guessed it Orton - Cena XXXXXXXXXXXVIIII in an 'I Quit' Match. These are really boring matches on the whole. I remember watching Mankind vs The Rock at Royal Rumble 99, ****.
          Orton - Cena XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - groan, why why why continue to push this. The only quality in this fued is listening to the fans boo the hell out of Cena every time.

          I think breaking point will be a 1 time experiement. How many wrestlers can you think of in the WWE who use a submission finisher today? I can think of Taker (Triangle choke) Jericho (Walls of Jericho) Cena (STFU) and Punk used to use his dragon sleeper before the GTS. This PPV will be lame. Although I thought that about SS and that surprised me.

          Raw was ****e last night, Mayweather turned up half way through (probably to do with the Five-0 raiding his place) and came out to boos. It was Vince's birthday too, so guess how he celebrated? You know it, he put himself in the main event 6 man tag and pinned Randy Orton! ****ing idiot

          Super Cena made his appearance too. Vinny Mac, listen to the people online for once, turn hum heel and make a bunch of money off it! It will be the best decision ever.

          No guest host for next week mentioned last night, I hope they end that **** now.

          Punk vs Hardy in a cage for Smackdown this week, probably Hardy's last match for a while

          Started watching the Rise and Fall of WCW last night, very good DVD so far

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          • Joe King
            Hodgsoned
            • Aug 2007
            • 19387

            #1070
            Originally posted by johnly
            The Fink! Anyone remember when they gave him a wig one Wrestlemania? haha genius



            Orton - Cena XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - groan, why why why continue to push this. The only quality in this fued is listening to the fans boo the hell out of Cena every time.

            I think breaking point will be a 1 time experiement. How many wrestlers can you think of in the WWE who use a submission finisher today? I can think of Taker (Triangle choke) Jericho (Walls of Jericho) Cena (STFU) and Punk used to use his dragon sleeper before the GTS. This PPV will be lame. Although I thought that about SS and that surprised me.

            Raw was ****e last night, Mayweather turned up half way through (probably to do with the Five-0 raiding his place) and came out to boos. It was Vince's birthday too, so guess how he celebrated? You know it, he put himself in the main event 6 man tag and pinned Randy Orton! ****ing idiot

            Super Cena made his appearance too. Vinny Mac, listen to the people online for once, turn hum heel and make a bunch of money off it! It will be the best decision ever.

            No guest host for next week mentioned last night, I hope they end that **** now.

            Punk vs Hardy in a cage for Smackdown this week, probably Hardy's last match for a while

            Started watching the Rise and Fall of WCW last night, very good DVD so far
            Did you see that stupid vignette with Triple H and HBK which went horribly wrong?

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            • johnly
              Dalglish
              • Sep 2006
              • 2503

              #1071
              Originally posted by Joe King
              Did you see that stupid vignette with Triple H and HBK which went horribly wrong?
              When they were flogging merchandise? Yeah that was hilarious.

              Tell you what does sound good though, the new SD vs Raw game. There's a create a storyline mode. Basically. You can book WWE properly!

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              • refugee
                Benitez
                • Sep 2006
                • 584

                #1072
                Originally posted by Joe King
                New concept of PPV called Breaking Point - all matches are submission matches. And the first match to be announced, you guessed it Orton - Cena XXXXXXXXXXXVIIII in an 'I Quit' Match. These are really boring matches on the whole. I remember watching Mankind vs The Rock at Royal Rumble 99, ****.
                Bret V Austin was one of the best matches ever.

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                • johnly
                  Dalglish
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2503

                  #1073
                  Originally posted by refugee
                  Bret V Austin was one of the best matches ever.


                  a to the mazing that match. It had everything. Brilliant build, 2 excellent workers, Ken Shamrock as the guest ref. Amazing. Sadly I can't see the same quality of match involving Supercena or the joy of the tag title match with Mark Henry and MVP (poor MVP) against Jerishow

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                  • refugee
                    Benitez
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 584

                    #1074
                    Originally posted by johnly


                    a to the mazing that match. It had everything. Brilliant build, 2 excellent workers, Ken Shamrock as the guest ref. Amazing. Sadly I can't see the same quality of match involving Supercena or the joy of the tag title match with Mark Henry and MVP (poor MVP) against Jerishow
                    True, submission wrestling has died a slow death (in the WWE) since Angle left and Benoit............

                    I've gone off MVP since he wore a Scum shirt when RAW was in Manchester.

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                    • Joe King
                      Hodgsoned
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 19387

                      #1075
                      Originally posted by refugee
                      Bret V Austin was one of the best matches ever.
                      Forgot about that. That had to be one of the most poorly booked Wrestlemania in WWE's history but that was a stellar match.

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                      • Joe King
                        Hodgsoned
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 19387

                        #1076
                        Originally posted by refugee
                        True, submission wrestling has died a slow death (in the WWE) since Angle left and Benoit............

                        I've gone off MVP since he wore a Scum shirt when RAW was in Manchester.
                        Not a lot of shoot style or mat based wrestlers anymore. I would say Jack Swagger could be that sort of wrestler but he has changed his style quite a bit.

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                        • johnly
                          Dalglish
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2503

                          #1077
                          Originally posted by refugee
                          True, submission wrestling has died a slow death (in the WWE) since Angle left and Benoit............

                          I've gone off MVP since he wore a Scum shirt when RAW was in Manchester.
                          I forgot he committed that heinous crime. Stacy Keibler did the same when they did the first Raw from Manchester. I almost let her off cos she's fit. But MVP for shame young man

                          To be fair he probably didn't know what he was doing, he'll learn

                          But onto wrestling, yeah submission wrestling is kinda dead. Breaking Point is going to suck isn't it?

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                          • MrMichael
                            The Pun Police
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 33477

                            #1078
                            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSbdOaS4Abw"]YouTube - John Cena Gets Owned by ECW Fans[/ame]
                            I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                            Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                            Now all my lies are proved untrue
                            And I must face the men I slew.
                            What tale shall serve me here among
                            Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                            • MrMichael
                              The Pun Police
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 33477

                              #1079
                              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmm_icx8Bc"]YouTube - ECW Chair Throwing Incidnet (HeatWave 1994)[/ame]
                              I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                              Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                              Now all my lies are proved untrue
                              And I must face the men I slew.
                              What tale shall serve me here among
                              Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                              • Joe King
                                Hodgsoned
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 19387

                                #1080
                                Originally posted by MrMichael
                                I've already posted this lol. Is it to wind up Milkman?

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