Originally posted by johnp
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cheers mate
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs -
Link is working, cheers mateOriginally posted by johnp
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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Originally posted by bazza76Link is working, cheers mate
Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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woods is playing crapThe future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.Comment
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whats this crap fella like? any good?Originally posted by animal magicComment
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Originally posted by paulcooper4
Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTHComment
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What's the attraction?.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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Yes, but Fuyrk will ship him outta trouble. This is not Woods game - he doesn't appear to get in the right frame of mind for it.Originally posted by animal magic
Promising start for Europe. Yeah!...
Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.Comment
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That might be the way they're playing it. Woods to go for the shots, and Furyk to play safer?Originally posted by BobWell, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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Just got a message played out on the radio from an email i sent, told them it was pissing rain, down the road in clondalkin Ballymount, they didnt read out the pissing bit.Originally posted by johnp
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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Originally posted by bazza76Just got a message played out on the radio from an email i sent, told them it was pissing rain, down the road in clondalkin Ballymount, they didnt read out the pissing bit.
I got one read out too. I'm the lad in a research lab in the Antarctic
Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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Right, thats it. I'm off to the pub
Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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Do none of you ****ers have to work? *******s!
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed itComment
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It was a genuine question. Would anyone care to explain because I really don't understand it?Originally posted by Neil Young.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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I work at a computer with broadband internet access all day. MUch like the majority on here i would imagine.Originally posted by GrouchoDo none of you ****ers have to work? *******s!Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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