Plastic Penis aids drug cheats

[Sisterstiffticket]

...With headlines like that, I promise I don't write for the 'Scum'

I heard today that apparently, athletes are now using synthetic penis' to trick the drug testers when they are watched passing urine.

As you can imagine, it involves a narrow pipe strapped to the body concealed beneath the clothing. The urine, (a clean sample from another source) is then passed through the mock appendage giving the impression that it is the athlete who is pissing into the cup.

Apparently, this is how Marion Jones got found out!

[sean_lfc]

I did the exact same thing when I had to do drug screenings in Germany. Worked a treat, never got caught.


[EDIT] This was not in relation to my being a sports person.

[Sisterstiffticket]

I did the exact same thing when I had to do drug screenings in Germany. Worked a treat, never got caught.


[EDIT] This was not in relation to my being a sports person.

....You crafty old thing you, Sean. And of course, there's the added bonus of having two dicks!

[Phil]

Maradona did that for years in Italy

[Hollowman]

It's almost as if Withnail & I never happened.