England in the West Indies

[spud_gun]

51 all out



I'm off to 5Live to listen to Geoffry go postal

[Jayesh87]

[Joe King]

****in 'ell. Thats awful. The Ashes will be exciting.

[Shaggy]

Excruciating. Turned it on at HT in the match and we were 23-5. By 2nd half kick off we were 26-7. What a complete and utter shambles.

[Subby]

51` all out

[Tee]

[Harv]

Saw it on the news this morning.

English cricket is over :crackoff.....did it ever begin?

[-V-]

OMG 51 all out! In a ****ing test match? That is astonishing. I don't think even I have ever played in a team with a score that bad! Even in junior cricket!

[marcus50bucks]

In fairness the Windes have been ****e for quite a while now.

This however is cricket from another planet. Loving it, LOVING IT

I know mate. But all the English pundits were waxing lyrical about England's chances of winning the ashes and pretty much forgot that England had a series in the West Indies to deal with. It was as if they felt it was a formality that they would win, so this series wasn't worth talking about.

I know West Indies cricket is in a bad state but it always feels good to put one over England, espeically when we did in in such a brutal way. I just hope we can keep up this level of performance, but knowing the West Indies, we will probably embarrass ourselves in the second test.

[marcus50bucks]

OMG 51 all out! In a ****ing test match? That is astonishing. I don't think even I have ever played in a team with a score that bad! Even in junior cricket!

[Matt]

ENGLAND BEACH TOUR INTERRUPTED BY CRICKET

TEN UK tourists on a Carribbean beach holiday have had their trip thrown into disarray after being forced to play cricket matches.

Trip organiser Andrew Strauss has complained to travel firm ECB after being told to turn up and play a series of games that he and his friends are completely unprepared for.

Strauss started badly, with his helmet on backwards and holding the bat upside down, before asking the umpire if you get free cocktails as part of the all-inclusive deal.

He added: "I managed to hit a few of the balls until there was a big commotion and that man in the white overcoat asked me to leave."

ECB chief executive Denys Finch-Hatton said: "All a bit last minute to be honest. Suddenly remembered we owed the Windies a tourney, so I got this bunch of Johnnies to pop over, telling them it was a beano.

"We stuck some pads on them, gave them a jolly old helmet and hoped for the best. What larks!"

Strauss's fellow holidaymaker Andrew Flintoff, from Preston, said: "Bloody 'ell. Ent had time to do 'owt. By now I was hopin' to 'ave peed off balcony, set fire t'half dozen pedaloes and spewed me tea in t'pool."

Meanwhile other group members are understood to be confused and upset after being forced to cancel a planned ganja-tasting and spend the afternoon having a really hard ball thrown in their direction at 90mph by an angry Jamaican gentleman who seems to have some sort of problem with them.

[Liverpool]

I'm having a sympathy laugh now.












Although I did find it funny

[Matt]

Cheeky ****er! I didn't write it!

[Liverpool]

Cheeky ****er! I didn't write it!

Thanks for biting.

[Matt]

Well I was sat refreshing this thread for over 9 hours so you were always going to get a
response.