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    #46
    Well i think Tiger's just looking FOURward now and trying to put all this behind him.
    "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
    Tupac

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      #47
      It would fair to say he likes his BIRDIES.
      "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
      Tupac

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        #48
        at least now his wife knows what he meant when he said he was in a foursome at the weekend.
        i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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          #49
          He's now been arrested for assault.

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            #50
            I'm loving Marky's subtle promptings in this thread.

            Marky.

            A humble guy with healthy desire.

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              #51
              Originally posted by PeteBest View Post
              He's now been arrested for assault.
              apepa

              assault n pepper's here

              Ah, push it
              Ah, push it

              Oooh, baby, baby
              Baby, baby
              Oooh, baby, baby
              Baby, baby

              Get up on this!

              Ow! Baby!
              Salt and Pepa's here!

              [Now wait a minute, y'all
              This dance ain't for everybody
              Only the sexy people
              So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
              Dance, I said!]

              Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
              Want you to push it, babe
              Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
              C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
              How to become number one in a hot party show
              Now push it

              Ah, push it - push it good
              Ah, push it - push it real good
              Ah, push it - push it good
              Ah, push it - p-push it real good

              Hey! Ow!
              Push it good!

              Oooh, baby, baby
              Baby, baby
              Oooh, baby, baby
              Baby, baby

              Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
              Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
              Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
              Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
              Now push it

              Push it good
              P-push it real good

              Ah, push it
              Get up on this!

              Boy, you really got me going
              You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

              Ah, push it

              All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners
              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                #52
                Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post
                I'm loving Marky's subtle promptings in this thread.

                Marky.

                Subtle promptings

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                  #53
                  Now now. He was apparently 'snoring' when someone found him lying next to his car.

                  BBC NEWS
                  Woods 'snoring' after car crash

                  A neighbour of Tiger Woods has said he found the golf star lying in the street "snoring" after a car crash last week.

                  Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, was with the golfer and there was "definitely" no sign he had been drinking, Jarius Adams told Florida police.

                  The golfer was found bleeding and semi-conscious after his car hit a tree and fire hydrant outside his home.

                  The statements were made in recorded interviews released by police and broadcast by CNN.

                  Mr Adams told police Woods had been lying on the ground on the passenger side of the car when he reached him after the crash on 27 November.

                  The police officer asked if Woods had been conscious and Mr Adams replied: "At that point, he was snoring."
                  “ [Elin Nordegren] was actually very quiet, kind of in shock, just sitting there. She wasn't very verbal ”
                  Jarius Adams

                  Mr Adams said Woods had cut his lip but was not bleeding much and did not appear to be badly injured.

                  "I was holding him still at one point and I didn't get any blood on me whatsoever," he added.

                  When asked by police if he had been close enough to detect any smell of alcohol on Woods, Mr Adams said he had been but he had not smelt anything.

                  "No alcohol, no any other kind of drug whatsoever," he said. "None. Zero."

                  Golf clubs

                  Elin Nordegren was with her husband and asked for help, Mr Adams said.

                  "At this point she was actually very quiet, kind of in shock, just sitting there. She wasn't very verbal."

                  CNN reported that Mr Adams's sister, Kimberly Harris, had been woken by a "faint, continuous knocking sound for about 10 or 15 minutes".

                  She asked her brother to investigate and then called the police.

                  Ms Harris told police she had seen two golf clubs lying in a golf cart nearby but could not recall seeing any windows broken on the car and that neither Woods nor Mrs Nordegren had mentioned a broken window.

                  Mrs Nordegren had reportedly told police she used a golf club to break the back window of the car to rescue Woods.

                  Woods has been charged with careless driving, a charge which carries a $164 (£98) fine and four points on his driving record.

                  He has apologised to his family and supporters for his "transgressions" following continuing media reports about his private life.

                  "I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves," he said in a statement.

                  The 14-time major champion has been married for five years and the couple have two young children.

                  Woods, who won his first major in 1997 at the age of 21, has been fiercely protective of his personal life and his clean-cut image has helped him amass a fortune through product endorsements and appearance fees, correspondents say.
                  Story from BBC NEWS:


                  Published: 2009/12/04 11:22:57 GMT

                  © BBC MMIX

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                    #54
                    Naughty Tiger has been putting his penis in places he shouldn't
                    https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

                    https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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                      #55
                      Tiger porks birds!
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                        Tiger porks birds!
                        Pussy on pussy action
                        https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

                        https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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                          #57
                          I reckon Tiger's career will be on steady decline as from now on. Can't see him coming back.

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                            #58
                            Chinese news reconstructs tiger woods incident

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                              #59
                              The only exciting thing to come out of golf.

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by Joe King View Post
                                The only exciting thing to come out of golf.

                                Wa-hay! Oh, was that not one.

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