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    #46
    Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
    Yeah obviously I was replying to Scratch there.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #47
      I was just shocked that you, of all people, tell lies on the internet.

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        #48
        It wasn't so much a lie, more a blatant piss-take...yet I still get people referring to Staveley as 'that DIC woman who Shaggy had it off with"
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #49
          You reap what you sow. That's what you get for being a blatant WUM.

          Do you know Gavin Grant, too?

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            #50
            Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
            I ****ing love Sid!

            "Taylor's going like a ferret up a tramp's trousers!"
            Originally posted by Scratch View Post
            I'm just pleased to see Barney back to somewhere near his best, cos he is one of the players i enjoy watching the most, very fluid action.

            Can't stand Sid myself...he used to be amusing, but now he sounds like he's trying to damn hard to come out with silly phrases.
            start of a new leg, taylor throwing first, very first dart into the board was treble 20 and sid comes out with "thats the best shot of the whole week"????? whats worse is that whenever taylor plays it sounds like sid is having a play with himself whislt watching..............bit like i no doubt sound whenever babel plays for lfc.....
            People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

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              #51
              I agree that Sid has become a bit of a parody of himself and he tries too hard with the mad analogies, metaphors etc. He also goes way OTT about "Teelaaaah" but there you go.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #52
                Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                Yeah I know exactly where you mean.

                And yep, The Unicorn Tavern. He's had it for years and used to have some good exhibitions on, Bobby George, Lazarenko and others would turn up. Not Bristow though
                thought it was called the unicorn but since its 10 years since i lived there, always looked a bit of strange place for a pub.

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                  #53
                  Just a bit
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    #54
                    Scratch, it might have been me doing the name-dropping. I would have clarified earlier but I've been out jumping red lights on a tandem with Nelson Mandela.

                    True story.
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #55
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        #56

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                          #57
                          Last time I seen a Darts match it was between Jockey Wilson and Eric Gravy Granules
                          Anybody who criticizes Klopp ever is a James Blunt. Nov 2015
                          #****CITY

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                            Scratch, it might have been me doing the name-dropping. I would have clarified earlier but I've been out jumping red lights on a tandem with Nelson Mandela.

                            True story.


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                              #59
                              Taylor has got to be as good a certain bet as there is hasnt he? Wonder what kind of money you could make by betting on him to win every match - sure the odds would be poor but you'd get something, wouldnt you?

                              Hmmm, might have to start a betfair account....

                              And for the record, I agree with the nobhead-camp in this thread - totally up himself and contemptuous of every other player. He is still fat and from Stoke at the end of the day and always will be.

                              Dudbridge is the man to watch for IMO - lives near me and will be big one day, you wait and see...

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by Scaramanga View Post
                                Taylor has got to be as good a certain bet as there is hasnt he? Wonder what kind of money you could make by betting on him to win every match - sure the odds would be poor but you'd get something, wouldnt you?

                                Hmmm, might have to start a betfair account....

                                And for the record, I agree with the nobhead-camp in this thread - totally up himself and contemptuous of every other player. He is still fat and from Stoke at the end of the day and always will be.

                                Dudbridge is the man to watch for IMO - lives near me and will be big one day, you wait and see...
                                It's essential in top level darts. They're all fat b*st*rds.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                                May the Lord bless this post.

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