The Ashes 2010

[Shaggy]

Haha fair play. Yeah I don't think anyone saw this coming. Beefy predicted 3-1 but I put that down to typical Botham bravado and bluster. I think we all knew we had a better side but doubted our courage. I did anyway. It's been amazing.

[Craig_H]

Incredibly, the imbecilic buffoon that is Darren Gough predicted 3-1 to england.

[EwarWoo]

Incredibly, the imbecilic buffoon that is Darren Gough predicted 3-1 to england.

Oi! Leave the Yorkshireman alone ya soft, southern shandy drinking poofter!

[Buzzo]

The stream I am watching the cricket on has just played an audio advert entitled...

"porn for the blind".

Just some woman describing a porno scene.... Random.

[Buzzo]

Rain...

FFS.

[Reece]

I really need a decent nights sleep

[Buzzo]

I really need a decent nights sleep

I was hoping they would skittle three wickets, jump around with the fake urn, do a couple of interviews and then I could go to bed by 12:30...

[TheStig]

I was hoping they would skittle three wickets, jump around with the fake urn, do a couple of interviews and then I could go to bed by 12:30...

Same....

[Shaggy]

Still might do yet.

[Buzzo]

Hmmm. There is **** all happening right now...

The new ball could clean them out though.

[Shaggy]

We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we'll take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home

Ricky Ponting's a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home

Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he's gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can't read his spin
And so England will win
'Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home

So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home

[Shaggy]

See ya Siddle

[TheStig]

[Buzzo]

2 to go...

[Buzzo]

I am glad Swann got another wicket.

He has toiled away all tour on wickets that have given him zip.