Frankie Dettori. 'Positive test'. Faces inquiry.

[Spionkop69]

Seems a few people are now saying that he has tested positive for Cocaine

He has been there before.

[red g]

surprised he has not been caught before, I knew a few of the stable lads and jockeys of a decent stable and they were all proper party heads. Work hard and play hard.

[Shaggy]

I was once part of a syndicate in a pub and we had a horse (horses in fact) with Sue Smith. Richard Guest was our jockey and one year he came down to the pub after a race for a session. **** me the guy is an animal. Arguably the biggest womaniser I've ever seen. By all accounts most jockeys/stable lads etc are serious ****heads.

[Fivex]

Generally speaking they're all really strange, my gf's dad works at a very well known stables round here so I hear some stuff. They just don't integrate into society like normal people do.

[Shaggy]

They're too little to integrate properly.

[Fivex]

Very Short Man Syndrome.

[captainfog]

Ladyfog grew up in Newmarket. There are a lot of really small people live there. Seen FD out on the town a few times there too

[Shaggy]

Newmarket's a great little place. Well, to visit anyway. Buzzing with little people and posh horsey people who love booze and shagging.

[PTP]

They're too little to integrate properly.

there is a ****ing brilliant episode of...**** Simpsons/family guy/south park....one of them, which features jockeys,

[PTP]

It's the simpsons

Can't post the YouTube clip on iPad but this is the transcript..


Homer:
What happened?
(jockeys giggle)
What is this place?
Jockey #1:
Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
(jockeys giggle)
Homer:
Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:
These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.
Homer:
But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
Jockey #1:
All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
All jockeys:
Freaks...freaks...freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Jockey #1:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Jockey #2:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Jockey #3:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey #4:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Jockey #3:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Jockey #5:
No win!
Jockey #6:
No show!
Jockey #3:
No place!
Jockey #4:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey #6:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
Jockey #1:
No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.

[captainfog]

Newmarket's a great little place. Well, to visit anyway. Buzzing with little people and posh horsey people who love booze and shagging.

Hmm can't say I enjoy visiting it very much

[PTP]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=6yRc_feCJJ0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6yRc_feCJJ0

[BobTheCharmer]

Newmarket's a great little place. Well, to visit anyway. Buzzing with little people and posh horsey people who love booze and shagging.

It's really not. 15 years of getting wrecked there and someone looking for a fight round every corner. Rule 1, stay away from jockeys, you hit one and from nowhere there is 15 of the cunts. Rule 2, stay away from the travelling fraternity. Rule 3, stay away from Essex boys up for a race night, especially when one shows you a shotgun in the boot of his car. Rule 4, make sure you get a taxi out of there before dawn, the place is like a zombies graveyard. Rule 5, don't go to Newmarket.