Cricket

[Shaggy]

Carberry ahead of Root is ridiculous on a number of levels.

[Chazza]

Win the toss

Going to have a bowl

[Shaggy]

WOW!

[EwarWoo]

What the actual ****? Why on earth keep Carberry and drop root. Bufuddled. What a shocker!

[RichC]

Bit a shake up with the side

Australia: Rogers, Warner, Watson, Clarke (c), Smith, Bailey, Haddin (wkt), Johnson, Harris, Siddle, Lyon.

England: Cook (c), Carberry, Bell, KP, Ballance, Stokes, Bairstow (wk), Borthwick, Broad, Anderson, Rankin.

[Chazza]

Bowled him!

[Shaggy]

What a ball Broad!

[Chazza]

Didn't realise Rankin was 29 probably only get 3/4 years out of him.

Hardly one for the future.

[Chazza]

England have not had an LBW all series

Consistently bowling the wrong length.

[Chazza]

51-2 Stokes gets one via a bottom edge.

[Chazza]

Stokes gets Clarke

[Chazza]

And Jimmy gets Watson LBW!

[Urethra Franklin]

England have not had an LBW all series

Well that seemed to work. Can you tell us next how Haddin hasn't yet scored a duck and Johnson hasn't had a wicketless match?

[Shaggy]

Great session considering we didn't bowl all that well. Gonna give the afternoon session an hour.

[Shaggy]

Yes Broad! 97-5.