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Although England aren't great (well a bit rubbish really), if Jimmy and Jofra had been (fit &) available for these first two tests I think it's highly likely we'd actually be 2 nil up now.Comment
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yeah it makes you wonder how we’d be doing if we’d had Jimmy & Jofra fit for both tests....What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins
Batman
F*** off!!!Comment
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Hopefully someone poisons Joffrey's jerk chicken.
Need to get Starc in and fight fire with fire. Start by lining up that cheating cunt Root with a few right into his windpipe. Cop that you E.T. fingered prick!"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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Joffrey's been such a success, you lot will probably shelve the South Africans and go all out for West Indians now. Im sure they can knock up some easy passport fixes
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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[ame]https://twitter.com/bbctms/status/1163390070407213057[/ame]Thanks very much for beingComment
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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He has been playing for sussex since 2016. I dont know what you want from him
Rattled
*Except Michael, who died.Comment
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To not play for England and play for the country he's spent basically his whole life in.
Loads of players play county cricket!
Bloody Peter Siddle been playing for some county side for years FFS.
Mark Cosgrove that fat lump of turd (he's in my extended family somehow) has been playing for Glamorgan for years too. Don't see you lot picking him
By these rules we should be able to get that little Afghan spinner that comes over every summer and plays in our 20/20 league. He's an absolute cracker too.
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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But his Dad is English
*Except Michael, who died.Comment
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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I bet you want to though.
*Except Michael, who died.Comment
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Well yeah if they called i'd think about it. I'd feel bad for Australia though.
We're so ****, a player of my class could make a real difference. I'd still get to play in the World Cup. Plus I'd be a national hero here, whereas for Spain i'd probably be just another talented central midfielder in the Xabi mould, and have to be fighting for my place all the time and copping the jeers of their temperamental fans.
So i reckon i'll play for Australia.
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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