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  • Harv
    Randy Marsh
    • Jul 2006
    • 26280

    #3166
    ****ing hell, this is just woeful
    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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    • Buzzo
      Donald Buzzworth
      • Jun 2010
      • 67435

      #3167
      Alistair Cook is a terrible pundit.
      Modifying post.

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      • captainfog
        Lord Anthony Rivers
        • Dec 2006
        • 30746

        #3168
        Root should lose the captaincy at the end of this series. He not a good leader and it's also effecting his batting. Lots of muddled thinking.
        https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

        https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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        • Buzzo
          Donald Buzzworth
          • Jun 2010
          • 67435

          #3169
          • England's 67 is their 12th lowest Test score of all time
          • It is their fourth lowest total at home
          • It is their lowest at Headingley
          • At 167 balls, it is England's ninth shortest completed Test innings
          • It is England's lowest Test score against Australia since making 52 at The Oval in 1948
          • It is the fourth time England have been dismissed for under 100 since the start of 2018 (after 58 v New Zealand, 77 v West Indies, 85 v Ireland) and the third time in 2019
          • Before the start of 2018, the last time England were bowled out for under 100 was 72 against Pakistan in Abu Dhabi in January 2012
          • Joe Denly's 12 is the lowest highest score in a Test innings for England
          Modifying post.

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          • spud_gun
            Paisley
            • Jul 2006
            • 26519

            #3170
            Lowest highest score

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            • RichC
              Meh
              • Jul 2006
              • 37415

              #3171
              Originally posted by captainfog
              Root should lose the captaincy at the end of this series. He not a good leader and it's also effecting his batting. Lots of muddled thinking.


              Not a captain.

              I’d also say there needs a real rethink for the top order as the players currently occupying these spots shouldn’t be there, not test cricket quality ( Root should be at 4).

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              • Cormack74
                Paisley
                • Jan 2007
                • 10533

                #3172
                Originally posted by Buzzo
                • England's 67 is their 12th lowest Test score of all time
                • It is their fourth lowest total at home
                • It is their lowest at Headingley
                • At 167 balls, it is England's ninth shortest completed Test innings
                • It is England's lowest Test score against Australia since making 52 at The Oval in 1948
                • It is the fourth time England have been dismissed for under 100 since the start of 2018 (after 58 v New Zealand, 77 v West Indies, 85 v Ireland) and the third time in 2019
                • Before the start of 2018, the last time England were bowled out for under 100 was 72 against Pakistan in Abu Dhabi in January 2012
                • Joe Denly's 12 is the lowest highest score in a Test innings for England


                Beyond pathetic.

                Imagine if we were playing the Aussies circa 1989 - 2005 when they were actually pretty good

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                • captainfog
                  Lord Anthony Rivers
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 30746

                  #3173
                  Originally posted by RichC


                  Not a captain.

                  I’d also say there needs a real rethink for the top order as the players currently occupying these spots shouldn’t be there, not test cricket quality ( Root should be at 4).
                  I'd give Butler the gloves and make him captain.

                  Sibley
                  Burns/someone else
                  Bairstow/Denly
                  Root
                  Stokes
                  Roy
                  Butler
                  Woaks/Jimmy
                  Broad
                  Archer
                  Leach/Moeen
                  https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

                  https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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                  • Chazza
                    Des Lynam
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 31141

                    #3174
                    Foakes should be keeping wicket.

                    Ollie Pope should be opening.

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                    • Norbs
                      Big Girl's Blouse
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 42637

                      #3175
                      **** that, Surrey have lost enough to England this season already

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                      • Buzzo
                        Donald Buzzworth
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 67435

                        #3176
                        Aus 222-7

                        Going to be a long day for England. Lead of 334.
                        Modifying post.

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                        • Exiled_red
                          Paisley
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 55273

                          #3177
                          226-8 now,

                          But England's best chance is hoping it rains for the next 2.5 days
                          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                          • Harv
                            Randy Marsh
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 26280

                            #3178
                            what a ball to Roy
                            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                            • Harv
                              Randy Marsh
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 26280

                              #3179
                              Ian Chappell ripping into Roy here in our coverage

                              "Not only is this guy out of his depth opening, he's out of his depth playing test cricket"
                              "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                              "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                              • Chris
                                Typing Tourettes is a thing
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 20697

                                #3180
                                Roy is an absolute bellend. Constantly sledging yet has nothing to back up his fat mouth.

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