The Ashes

[Chazza]

Not trying to hit every ball is helping.

Broad bowling a bit short as well.

[Chazza]

82-0 at lunch.

[Alex]

Another **** one sided game to finish inside 3 days

[Chazza]

Cheers England for ruining my Sunday you bunch of twerps.

[Norbs]

Worra load of cuntbollock********wank

[Shaggy]

It's a weird one - England can't be fully up for what is essentially a dead rubber, a tiny drop in intensity can make all the difference.

Still a ****in shambles mind

[Chazza]

It's been a weird series.

One team has got the other on the rack and destroyed them.

Nothing close at all.

[Alex]

Gone from two fantastic games against New Zealand to one of the worst series I can remember. No one wants one sided games.

Just been fairly low quality all round apart from maybe Broad and Smith in 2 games.

[Buzzo]

Strangest Ashes ever. And surely one of the worst.

And one of the strangest series I've witnessed. The 'Test' aspect appears to have been missed on this one, with both teams at times showing a weak underbelly. I guess it was in the bag for England - but surely they don't want to be absolutely creamed in the last test?

Binary Bell back in play with his 10

[Chazza]

Hales scored 150 odd today and Ballance was 93 last time I looked.

Timely scores.

[Boogs]

Chazza

All over by tea tomorrow!

I will see 10 English wickets fall.

Block 19 row 20 I'm the one with the beard

[Chazza]

At least I will get a full refund.

Watch your beard the in that heat.

[Chazza]

Umpires stopped calling no balls?

So many yesterday and they only get called when a wicket is taken.

[Shaggy]

Making a mockery of the game tbh.

[Chazza]

On another note Mitch Marsh looks a proper player.

Mad decision to leave him out of the last test.