The Ashes

[spud_gun]

This is exciting isn't it?

Going to be drawing in millions of new fans.

Don't worry if the recent Guardian article about test cricket viewing figures is anywhere near the mark then no ****er is watching it anyhow

[Shaggy]

This is exciting isn't it?

Going to be drawing in millions of new fans.

I turned it off at tea, unprecedent for me in the Ashes but **** that ****. Total snoozefest. Fancy preparing a pitch like that ffs.

[Liverpool]

If we always lose at Lords, we should just sack it off for a ground where we win.

[Chazza]

600 on before tea and then us in for the last session.

Be 3 down tonight no doubt

[captainfog]

560+ declared. LOL.

I predict all out for 250. A combination of the wicket quickening up and scoreboard pressure will do for us.

That drop by Bell

Smith is such a little ****. I wish he wasn't so good.

[EwarWoo]

They also have Johnson. He can do stuff with a road.

[Chris]

Oh dear. What a cunt Lyth is

[EwarWoo]

Oh dear. What a cunt Lyth is

Indeed. He lost his wicket on purpose just to annoy you. What a cunt.

[Shaggy]

He's **** though. **** him off.

[Shaggy]

28-2. Oh dear. This was so predictable.

[Chris]

Bell is an absolute ****ing disgrace, retire you cunt

[Shaggy]

Bell gone for 1.

29-3.

[Chris]

Root, bail us out. Feels like this happens in every match!

[Liverpool]

**** selection at the top of the order, and preparing poor pitches

[Alex]

Bell is an absolute ****ing disgrace, retire you cunt

Give it a rest. Everyone is a cunt, we get it. I really hate reading about it everyone we lose a wicket though.