A whole new world.

[KK07]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-...e=UTF8&s=music

Jordan and Peter's new CD reviewed by Amazon customers.

Hillarious!!

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Restored my eyesight after 36 years - Truly marvellous!, 22 Dec 2006
Reviewer: D. Marshall "No Longer Blind." (UK) - See all my reviews

Just before I was born, my mother refused to buy clothes pegs from an old Gipsy woman that came to our door, the old gipsy woman said that from that day forward, my mother would be cursed, struck blind and crippled with arthritis. Unfortunately, it was me that was blind and crippled with arthritis, that was until I heard Katie and Peter's hot new LP.

I was sat there blind and in pain with my joints as usual and "A whole new world" came on the stereo. It was like magic, I began to see lights and then colours, and before I knew it, I could see everything. It truly was "A Whole New World".

If there are any other people in my predicament that are reading this, then dont hesitate, it really is "A Whole New World"

[KK07]

Cheers mate,thought this thread was heading the same way as most of yours!!

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Cheers mate,thought this thread was heading the same way as most of yours!!

Nah you could never get them to the standard of mine, good try though

[StevieGnR]

this CD just wanted to make my touch myself and cry - tears of pure JOY were running down my face....!!!

[KK07]

Now we're rolling!!

[StevieGnR]

Forgot Man walking on the moon, from now on this is the single most important event of modern time.

[KK07]

After an unfortunate accident at home my wife slipped into a coma and after a few days when the dirty plates and so on had piled up I noticed and had her taken to a hospital.

The Doctors said they could do nothing for her and she just lay there wired up to a machine that beeped. The Doctors told me that if I talked to her then it might stimulate her to recovery but even after ten minutes there was no change so I went home to watch the football (Everton vs Chelsea, both sides had notable absentees which, considering the relative squad depths of the two, was likely to impact on Everton more so than the Stamford Bridge outfit. David Moyes will be without suspended midfield dynamo Tim Cahill, whose recent return to goal scoring form has coincided with Everton's mini-revival in the Premiership after an abysmal start) but I didn't get a chance to watch all the game because I had to surf the net. With my wife out of the picture I was looking on the internet for some kind stimuli and having been disappointed by the content on Katie Holme's website. Paris Hilton's download "one night in Paris" did the trick and keen for more I followed some links for Jordan. Well before I knew it, I had ordered some products.

Imagine my disappointment 10-14 days later when I received a CD and not a DVD! But that was short lived as I visited the hospital to check on the wife and have her sign some cheques by putting the pen in her hand and moving the paper around underneath. In the hospital room was a CD player and so as I left to pop around to an old girlfriends I popped this CD on and hit auto-replay.

The following morning much refreshed I visited the wife again (a new cheque book had arrived in the post) and I was amazed to see that tears were running from the corners of my comatose wife's eyes. Elation! The Doctors say that this is a miracle and have instructed that the album be played back-to-back via headphones to my wife until she recovers.

Her return to consciousness and some clean clothes are hopefully just around the corner -

Thank you Jordan and Peter!

[StevieGnR]

This album, jokingly claimed to be by a pair of huge singing tits (Peter & Jordan), is quite simply the best CD ever. I put it on when I wake up and everything seems right with the world again. I would suggest the US & UK withdraw their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan and drop millions of copies of this CD over the middle east instead. Problems in that region will cease immediately and love will prevail, leaving us truly, with a whole new world.


It gets worse...

[dirty_sanchez]

I'd still shag Jordan.

[KK07]

Well I'd certainly try and fill her gob so she couldn't sing.

[Maestro]

I'd still shag Jordan.

Jolly decent of you squire.

[steveheighwayrobbery]

"I was a little sceptical at first - with two greats coming together like this. But all I can say is WOW I fell of my stool... this CD just wanted to make my touch myself and cry - tears of pure JOY were running down my face....!!!"

.....ad intesesting hobby **** balancing - but having regard to his hobby, I am not sure it was tears of joy

[dirty_sanchez]

I know. Every now and then you have to take one for the team. I've seen her video and she's not that good, so it'd be a real sacrifice.

[dirty_sanchez]

Well I'd certainly try and fill her gob so she couldn't sing.

Purple microphone?