Oo-er Missus…
Childish and reprehensible… (you know who you are)
> Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
> remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and
>he's only come in his shorts."
>
> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
> likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
>
> Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
> Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
>
> Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
> Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I
> bet he wished he had a hard on now."
>
> Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner
> Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger
>first by herself in bed last night."
>
> 'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
> formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes
> what he sees."
>
> Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
> Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
>
> Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
> match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft
> hands he just tossed it off."
>
> Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
> said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
>night like this."
>
> James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix,
> asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
>Barrichello?"
>
> Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
> today after a 69."
>
> The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath
> away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
>
> Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys
> prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five
>dreams a night about coming from different positions."
>
> Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
> Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
>
> A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE
> have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
> laughing so hard!
>
> US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
> takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god!!!!! What have I
>just said?!!!!"
>
> Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."
>
> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
> "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
>the Cox of the Oxford crew."
>
> Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
> horse. I once rode her mother."
>
> New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
> Gibson comes inside of him."
>
> Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
> Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
Childish and reprehensible… (you know who you are)
> Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
> remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and
>he's only come in his shorts."
>
> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
> likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
>
> Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
> Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
>
> Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
> Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I
> bet he wished he had a hard on now."
>
> Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner
> Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger
>first by herself in bed last night."
>
> 'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
> formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes
> what he sees."
>
> Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
> Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
>
> Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
> match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft
> hands he just tossed it off."
>
> Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
> said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
>night like this."
>
> James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix,
> asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
>Barrichello?"
>
> Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
> today after a 69."
>
> The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath
> away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
>
> Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys
> prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five
>dreams a night about coming from different positions."
>
> Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
> Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
>
> A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE
> have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
> laughing so hard!
>
> US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
> takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god!!!!! What have I
>just said?!!!!"
>
> Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."
>
> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
> "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
>the Cox of the Oxford crew."
>
> Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
> horse. I once rode her mother."
>
> New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
> Gibson comes inside of him."
>
> Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
> Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
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