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    One morning last week Billy was at school and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out -fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.
    "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his Clothes in front of other men and gives them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and sleep with him."

    The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays Cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."
    The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

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    Done to death.

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      #3
      Originally posted by fredo View Post
      Done to death.
      Yes, but if it's on the joke forum then that makes death funny.

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