redmen v mancs

[kev776]

A group of redmen and a group of mancs take a train to their respective away matchs in London. Each manc holds a ticket. But the entire group of redmen has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The mancs are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant scousers will finally get what they deserve.

Suddenly one of the redmen calls out: “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the scousers jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the mancs. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the redmen slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.

For the return trip the mancs decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the redmen didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the redmen announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the mancs race to a toilet and lock themselves in.

All the redmen leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last scouser enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the Officers and says: “Ticket, please!”



And the moral of the story? mancs like to pretend to be as clever as Liverpool fans, but they never will be.

[kurtangle01]

[anfieldpurch]

The real version of that joke is:-
Three Americans and three scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American. "Watch" answers a scouser.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three scousers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Americans decide to copy the scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch" says a scouser.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please"

[publiusscipio]

The most real version of that joke is:-
Ten Giraffes all called Andy and ten scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the Ten Giraffes each buy tickets and watch as the ten scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked a Giraffe. "Watch" answers a scouser.

They all board the train. The Giraffes take their respective seats but all ten scousers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Giraffes saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Giraffes decide to copy the scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed Giraffe. "Watch" says a scouser.

When they board the train the ten Giraffes cram into a toilet and the ten scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Giraffes are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please"[/QUOTE]

[Red_Polo]

FLMAO