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    Elmo

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the 'Tickle Me
    Elmo'

    Toys, the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
    Her First day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
    door.

    The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
    employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
    up, Putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
    Two men March down to the factory floor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
    Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
    up.

    At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
    Elmo's.

    She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric,
    wrapped It around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little
    package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.

    After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and
    approached Lena.

    "I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
    I Think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."


    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
    RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

    #2
    lovin' it
    'and boy could he play!.

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      #3
      Anyone seen one of these?

      They're great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4x-VW_rCSE

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        #4
        So if indeed he does have giggleberries. I wonder who/what is on the bit of my avatar we can't see????

        Com ce, com ca.

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          #5
          Originally posted by chiccada View Post
          So if indeed he does have giggleberries. I wonder who/what is on the bit of my avatar we can't see????

          my guess is cookie monster!

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            #6
            Miss Piggy, I've heard she's a whore.
            James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

            Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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              #7
              Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
              There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the 'Tickle Me
              Elmo'

              Toys, the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

              Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
              Her First day promptly at 8:00 AM.

              The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
              door.

              The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
              employee.

              He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
              up, Putting the entire production line behind schedule.

              The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
              Two men March down to the factory floor.

              When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
              Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
              up.

              At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
              Elmo's.

              She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

              The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric,
              wrapped It around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little
              package between Elmo's legs.

              The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.

              After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and
              approached Lena.

              "I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
              I Think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."


              "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
              that's a load of bollocks, isn't it
              "When Sir Henry broke a fast, you cursed double glazing."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
                Miss Piggy, I've heard she's a whore.
                Thats ****ing scary... I was going to say the exact same thing earlier, but couldn't be arsed!!

                *worried*

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                  #9
                  You're worried? Think about me!


                  Selfish Git.
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                    #10
                    Elmo's goin get it
                    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                      #11
                      Wit is educated insolence. Wannabe Lurker!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
                        Miss Piggy, I've heard she's a whore.
                        I guess it explains the over exaggerated movement.

                        Like waving yer finger in a warm room.
                        Com ce, com ca.

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                          #13
                          Lol... that Doberman had a **** bark

                          Then again.. our old doberman would have been 8 feet up the wall in the corner terrified...

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