Originally posted by disco
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HAs anyone got a link to these - can't really post them by e-mail! 
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http://forum.football365.com/index.p...a5e5f3e1e1d437The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday. -
My lungs are about to collapse with laughing so hard. Feckin genius.Comment
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"Awooga" FLMAOJustice for the 96Comment
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Originally posted by Big-Red-Ed View PostBump.Originally posted by cadmium View Post
Funny innit fellas.
I sent all these to some mates over email, and was amazed to find only around half thought it was funny, and I got SLATED by the rest, who thought it was rubbish, mildly offensive and unfunny. I also posted it on 6CM and it bombed there too. Hey ho.
Some of it is close to the bone (pardon the pun) but I just love the imagery, the colourful language, the wonderful metaphors and similes...and of course the signature ending.
It reminds me of Partridge. Akabusi, hilarious as a choice of character given his 'family-fun' image, and his inane, grinning, almost hapless personality, and his mundane life as an ailing minor celebrity, punctuated by these wild tales of sordid filth. Akabusi the sexual predator.
And his cock did appear to be pretty massive.Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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its some of the best creative writing I've witnessed
Plus it features a character I've had dealings with in the past"What's your favourite Beatles album then?"
"I think I'd have to say....Best of the Beatles"Comment
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"What's your favourite Beatles album then?"
"I think I'd have to say....Best of the Beatles"Comment
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I suppose it's on the same level as all that Chuck Norris stuff, but not as original. Quite funny.Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostOriginally posted by Gordon Brown
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Y'see that Chuck Norris stuff went straight over my head. I suppose I can relate more to Akabusi and his adventures more than I could Norris.Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
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Some of the funniest stuff ive read in a long timeIf you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be longComment
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Brilliant ThreadAll hat and no cattleComment
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Ive wasted virtually the whole day at work today reading this thread and the football365 oneOriginally posted by animal magic View Post
Classic, absolute fcuking classic.If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be longComment
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2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion
I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounceComment
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this is absolute gold!!!
I have no idea who this Akabusi fella is...but its funny as ****
AWOOOOOOOOOOGA.
cant wait to yell that out after ive finished servicing the missus
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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****ing funny - i have been crying with laughter reading these - there is a lad from our footie team who always shouts awooga - i have just sent them to him - he will ****ing piss himself.i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Kris Akabusi was a 400m hurdler. A real "family fun" figure, a kind of typically gallant British loser. He improved loads though and won a few silvers and bronzes at major championships, including the Olympics when he trailed behind Samuel Mateté and Winthrop Graham, and was renowned for his wild, insane laugh. He also appeared to have a huge cock, Linford Christie style, as it flapped about very visibly inside his lycra shorts.Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Postthis is absolute gold!!!
I have no idea who this Akabusi fella is...but its funny as ****
AWOOOOOOOOOOGA.
cant wait to yell that out after ive finished servicing the missus
He was a real wholesome. effervescent sorta figure, so much so that he ended up as a kids TV presenter on CBBC, presenting 'Record Breakers'.
He's now a bit of an Alan Partridge type figure - an ailing minor celebrity.
It's one of the reasons I find all this so funny. He's an unlikely star of such sordid stories
Last edited by Shaggy; 07-02-07, 04:46 PM.Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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