Kriss Akabusi

[Shaggy]

You must be the first person I've known who has difficulties distinguishing jokes from real life

I can't get this Akabusi lark out of my head. It could cause serious problems.

[cadmium]

I can't get this Akabusi lark out of my head. It could cause serious problems.

Yes but it's just so funny, awooga!

[cadmium]

Can we have an est conference, may I suggest this speaker?

[PTP]

it reminds me a bit of Extras - the episode with Patrick Stewart in, the way Patrick Stewart describes the current play he is writing "and I looked at her, and then she was naked" hahaha

(need to of seen episode for that to make sense)

[Shaggy]

Can we have an est conference, may I suggest this speaker?

Look at his face!!! You can just tell he loves it, the dirty *******.

[cadmium]

Look at his face!!! You can just tell he loves it, the dirty *******.

[simey85]

I can't get this Akabusi lark out of my head. It could cause serious problems.

i know i literally in tears laughing at them and have random outbursts of laughter when i read a new one which is drawing strange looks from people in the office!

akabusi ROCKS!

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

One of Akabusi's biggest mistakes with his earnings, was asking deceased artist Francis Bacon to paint a new portrait to adorn the walls of his 2 bedroom mansion. Subsequent bookings on his Front Page developed website seemingly dried up when he used the long dead gay artist's work on his homepage.

[simey85]

such an unlikely hero for the people!

[tomasjj]

I'm going to send you some Barbara Cartland books to disprove your theory.

Don't bother, my mum has some of that ****e stashed away somewhere I am sure.

[redbuz]

Funniest Thread ever!

[cadmium]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gprk_e3uiQk

"Kris Akabusi, Kris Akabusi"

[singlerider]

I also posted it on 6CM and it bombed there too. Hey ho.

Now now Shaggy, we both know that's not true.

A couple of people were a bit bemused, the rest of us were pissing ourselves.

Where has this come from originally?

[Shaggy]

Now now Shaggy, we both know that's not true.

A couple of people were a bit bemused, the rest of us were pissing ourselves.

Where has this come from originally?

I think at the time I posted that comment mate, it had bombed. However, since then it seemed to have been received a bit better.

The source of all this is discussed in this thread somewhere, I think. The link is definitely here – it’s from the Football365 forums. Seemingly some bloke (username Rofl_Lundgren) made them all up.

[Parm]

I dont know why, but it is funny as you like, proper warped, but funny as ****.
As Shaggy says some may get it, others wont.