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    >> A typical English 20 something, having split from his latest
    >>girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean
    >>cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship
    >>sank.
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    >>He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
    >>nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
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    >>After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the
    >>most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief,
    >>he
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    >>asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
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    >>She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here
    >>when my cruise ship sank."
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    >>"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up
    >>with
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    >>you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw
    >>material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree
    >>branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern
    >>came from a Eucalyptus tree"
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    >>"But, where did you get the tools?"
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    >>"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of
    >>the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if
    >>I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile
    >>iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
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    >>The guy is stunned.
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    >>"Let's row over to my place," she says.
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    >>After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As
    >>the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a
    >>stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
    >>
    >> While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope,
    >>the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house,
    >>she
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    >>says casually, "It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please.
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    >> Would you like a drink?"
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    >>"No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another
    >>drop of coconut juice."
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    >>"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would
    >>you like a Pina Colada?"
    >>
    >>Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down
    >>on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman
    >>announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you
    >>like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom
    >>cabinet."
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    >>No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in
    >>the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed
    >>to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel
    >>mechanism.
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    >>"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"
    >>
    >>When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines,
    >>strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons
    >>for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively,
    >>slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for many months. You've
    >>been
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    >>lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now,
    >>something you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes ..
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    >>He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean . . " he swallows
    >>excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes...
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    >>"Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"

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