It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
See below:
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
See below:
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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