Nominated as the best short joke this year:

[Ryan_Derrick]

Nominated as the best short joke this year:

I was asked to run a marathon. I said "piss off".

They said "come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."

Then I thought........****, I could win this...........

[Shaggy]

Nominated as the best short joke this year:

I was asked to run a marathon. I said "piss off".

They said "come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."

Then I thought........****, I could win this...........

The old ones are the best ones.

[captainfog]

that reduced me to tears.

My whole office is laughing......I am waiting for HR to get in touch

[brikkis]

[redheart]

That joke is stolen from that one-joke comedian Ricky Gervais