Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The moral of the story...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    The moral of the story...

    Morals

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment... Get their
    parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    stories.

    Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
    hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
    seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
    "So what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" said Ashley
    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
    too.But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one
    time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to
    this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
    "That was a fine story Sarah"

    Johnny, Do you have a story to share?"
    "Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen
    was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit. She had to
    bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a
    machine gun and a machete.

    She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
    she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy
    of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed
    twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the
    last ten with her bare hands."

    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of Moral did
    your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

    "Stay the **** away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking".
    Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

    #2
    Like blood on iron

    Comment


      #3
      ba dum tish - good one though
      "When Sir Henry broke a fast, you cursed double glazing."

      Comment


        #4


        Classic.
        On the Ning Nang Nong
        Where the Cows go Bong!
        And the Monkeys all say Boo!
        There's a Nong Nang Ning
        Where the trees go Ping!
        And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
        On the Nong Ning Nang
        All the mice go Clang!
        And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
        So it's Ning Nang Nong!
        Cows go Bong!
        Nong Nang Ning!
        Trees go Ping!
        Nong Ning Nang!
        The mice go clang!
        What a noisy place to belong,
        Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

        Comment

        Working...
        X