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    True love?

    True Love?

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
    doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ...

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
    into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
    pulled Jim out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
    and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
    able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
    person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
    right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"


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