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    Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

    A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord !".
    Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.

    The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". A bit annoyed by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

    The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Really angry now that this guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smartypants. You get up here and do it!"

    The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing .....
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    " A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."
    "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


    La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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    I thought this was going to be a thread about Stevie Wonder. He is a legend, his back catalogue is unsurpassed
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
    (1995)
    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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      #3
      Originally posted by MARTINOZ View Post
      " A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."
      Great joke, even better avatar!

      All I wanted was a Pepsi...
      up your bum

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        #4
        Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
        Great joke, even better avatar!

        All I wanted was a Pepsi...

        ....And she wouldn't give it to me !

        Thanks mate . Going to see them in 2 weeks here in Sydney . Can't fookin' wait . It's a punk/hardcore festival . I will defo be the oldest person there and probably the only one not wearing any make-up .
        "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


        La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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          #5
          Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post


          I thought this was going to be a thread about Stevie Wonder. He is a legend, his back catalogue is unsurpassed

          Except maybe by the Beatles , the Stones , Elvis ..............
          "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


          La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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            #6
            Originally posted by MARTINOZ View Post
            ....And she wouldn't give it to me !

            Thanks mate . Going to see them in 2 weeks here in Sydney . Can't fookin' wait . It's a punk/hardcore festival . I will defo be the oldest person there and probably the only one not wearing any make-up .
            Cool, bring the mosh wth the emo kids!

            up your bum

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              #7
              Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
              Cool, bring the mosh wth the emo kids!


              I'll tell you what - if any fu*king "emo" kids come moshing near me they'll end up in a pile if **** , blood and make-up .
              "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


              La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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                #8
                Originally posted by MARTINOZ View Post
                I'll tell you what - if any fu*king "emo" kids come moshing near me they'll end up in a pile if **** , blood and make-up .
                I hate that term "bring the mosh" it sums up the surrent state of HC. Much prefer walls of death and circle pits.
                up your bum

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                  #9
                  Mate I don't know what any of that is - in my day there was head-banging and moshing . No variations - just going nuts . And definitely no make-up .
                  "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


                  La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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                    #10
                    Enjoy
                    up your bum

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                      #11
                      Speaking of Stevie Wonder.He was on Sky News a week ago after his wedding.Have any of you seen his new wife?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Quinncy View Post
                        Speaking of Stevie Wonder.He was on Sky News a week ago after his wedding.Have any of you seen his new wife?
                        No and neither has he.......

                        mods please move to bad joke thread
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