Hmmm - short but "funny" .

[MARTINOZ]

What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe ?
-Roberto .


A lobster went to a disco and pulled a mussel .


Two antennas met on a roof , fell in love with each other and decided to get married . It wasn't much of a wedding but the reception was brilliant.


Why was the sand wet ? Because the seaweed .


Two atoms are walking down the street . One turns to the other and says
- "I think I've lost an electron".
- "Are you sure?"
- "Yeah - I'm positive".

[publiusscipio]

[Red Chilli]

Two atoms are walking down the street . One turns to the other and says
- "I think I've lost an electron".
- "Are you sure?"
- "Yeah - I'm positive".

[Geek] It would be an ion then, not an atom [/Geek]

[mchaggis]

[Geek] It would be an ion then, not an atom [/Geek]

When he started walking he was an atom

(1 atom and 1 about-to-become-an-ion were walking down the street doesn't sound so good )

[MARTINOZ]

[Geek] It would be an ion then, not an atom [/Geek]

Bloody Argie lover .

[MARTINOZ]

When he started walking he was an atom

(1 atom and 1 about-to-become-an-ion were walking down the street doesn't sound so good )

That's what I was going to say .