4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.
In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and
there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks " I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him "
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him "
The Frenchman thinks " I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me
The Englishman thinks " I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French **** again!"
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.
In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and
there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks " I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him "
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him "
The Frenchman thinks " I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me
The Englishman thinks " I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French **** again!"
Nice work
Is it not the 1992 anymore??? 
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