contagious

[brikkis]

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".



Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the

teacher. "Can anyone else try?"



Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's

a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the

teacher "Anyone else?"



Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next

door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad

says it will take the contagious.

[brikkis]

Obviously no-one got this joke - The punch line is 'take the contagious', and he means 'take ****in ages'

Well I thought it was funny

[Bob]

Obviously no-one got this joke - The punch line is 'take the contagious', and he means 'take ****in ages'

Well I thought it was funny

Sweet Jaysus.

It means it will take the 'cn ut ages'.

Rubbish thread btw.

[Guest]

FFS, I thought I was stupid Bob.

[Bob]

FFS, I thought I was stupid Bob.

You are.

[Guest]

You are.

That's a compliment. Cheers.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

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[Guest]

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That makes you stoopid.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

That makes you stoopid.

Vraiment!

[Guest]

Vraiment!

You should have used the image button in the advanced editor to paste that URL for it to be displayed properly.

[Bob]

You should have used the image button in the advanced editor to paste that URL for it to be displayed properly.

At least he doesn't piss-pronounciate "****ing ages" instead of "**** ages"!

[brikkis]

Obviously no-one got this joke - The punch line is 'take the contagious', and he means 'take ****in ages'

Well I thought it was funny

That was done Purposely to get a reaction. It worked

Sweet Jaysus.

It means it will take the 'cn ut ages'.

Rubbish thread btw.

Well done Bob, why didn't you ****ing laugh about it?

FFS, I thought I was stupid Bob.

What Bob said

[Guest]

What Bob said

Bob is a cunt.