Car for sale

[brikkis]

*Car for sale** *

*The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper** **?*

*Automobile for Sale** **1985 Blue Volkswagen** ** ** *

*Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.** ** *

*Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes. ** ** *

*Original fuel and oil** ** *

*Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off. ** ** *

*Photo attached --- You HAVE to see this......*

[brikkis]

Not like it. What about this?

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?




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The bee answered,















"BP."

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[orri]

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