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    A duck walks into a pub and orders a schooner of beer and a ham sandwich.



    The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

    "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

    "And you talk!" exclaims the barman.

    "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

    "Certainly", says the barman, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".

    "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.



    This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".

    "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".



    So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!"

    "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

    "At the circus", says the barman.

    "The circus?" the duck enquires.

    "That's right", replies the barman.

    "The circus?" the duck asks again.

    "Yes" says the barman

    "That place with the big tent?" the duck enquires.

    "Yeah" the barman replies.

    "With all the animals?" the duck questioned.

    "Of Course" the barman replies.

    "With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.

    "That's right!" says the barman.

    The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck would they want with a plasterer?"
    If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

    #2
    Poor
    Like blood on iron

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      #3
      it was going so well and then the punchline....
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #4
        It's the funniest joke I've read in this forum for ages. That's not saying much obviously.
        .
        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



        May the Lord bless this post.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
          It's the funniest joke I've read in this forum for ages. That's not saying much for my eyesight obviously.
          Poor Neil
          Like blood on iron

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            #6
            I laughed.
            RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
              Poor Neil


              Shouldn't you be revising?
              .
              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post


                Shouldn't you be revising?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Joe Le Toff View Post



                  A duck walks into a pub and orders a schooner of beer and a ham sandwich.



                  The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

                  "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

                  "And you talk!" exclaims the barman.

                  "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

                  "Certainly", says the barman, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".

                  "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.



                  This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".

                  "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".



                  So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!"

                  "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

                  "At the circus", says the barman.

                  "The circus?" the duck enquires.

                  "That's right", replies the barman.

                  "The circus?" the duck asks again.

                  "Yes" says the barman

                  "That place with the big tent?" the duck enquires.

                  "Yeah" the barman replies.

                  "With all the animals?" the duck questioned.

                  "Of Course" the barman replies.

                  "With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.

                  "That's right!" says the barman.

                  The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck would they want with a plasterer?"
                  I liked it


                  La tristesse durera toujours

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by James View Post
                    I liked it
                    Liked it too.

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