scousers always thinking

[Revo]

A scouser and a Manc were in a terrible car crash. Both climbed out and said how lucky they were to be alive. The Manc said to the Scouser, kinnell 'We both cheated death there, I think that god may be telling us something.' 'Like what?', asked the scouser. 'That we should bury out hatchets and put our differences behind us, and try to be friends'. Looking at his smashed car the scouser replied, 'We'll I can't argue with that, we were ****ing lucky to get out without a scratch and you're right. Look i`ve got a bottle of whisky on the back seat, let's shake hands and have a tip or two'
The scouser handed the bottle to the Manc, who took a huge swig, before handing it back. The scouser took it and screwed the top back on. 'Are you not going to have a drink?' asked the Manc. 'Nah!' said the Scouser, I dont drink and drive 'I'll just wait here for the Bizzies'

[Red_Polo]

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[tommyg]

heard the same joke with a man/woman not scousers and mancs haha

[simey85]

very good