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    #1

    Blind prostitute

    Have you heard the one about the blind prostitute?

    You've really got to hand it to her.
    F****n' 'ell It's Fred Titmus
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    #2
    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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      #3
      Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
      booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
      The best response I've had yet.
      F****n' 'ell It's Fred Titmus

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        #4
        Originally posted by denny ammo View Post
        The best response I've had yet.
        :whatever:

        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          Originally posted by denny ammo View Post
          Have you heard the one about the blind prostitute?

          You've really got to hand it to her.
          Boom tish
          2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

          I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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            #6
            Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
            booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
            Better then your jokes Alan Shortt :bird: :bird:
            When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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              #7
              Originally posted by thesilverfoxlfc View Post
              Better then your jokes Alan Shortt :bird: :bird:
              What jokes
              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                #8
                Well I thought it was funny
                Like blood on iron

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
                  Well I thought it was funny
                  i think its about timing, it sounds like a Henry Cooper joke, would maybe appreciate it better if it was stand up.
                  Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                  'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                  "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                  * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                    #10
                    **** jokes is my thing




                    classic
                    When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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