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    Warning: Tesco Scam!

    Warning: Tesco Scam!


    A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco.

    Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works.

    Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, May 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

    Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam!
    https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

    https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

    #2


    Now, that's a tad better.

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      #3
      Originally posted by fredo View Post


      Now, that's a tad better.
      law of averages an' all that
      https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

      https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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        #4
        Originally posted by captainfog View Post
        law of averages an' all that
        Are you the new Benny Hill ?

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          #5
          Can't believe those acursed mods moved this thread!

          This is a serious warning, my knob is red raw, if anything it should have been moved to the serious section
          https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

          https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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            #6
            Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

            going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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              #7
              brilliant

              "If Gerrard continues to play up front, leaving this lack of creativity and intelligence in Midfield, the season WILL be over by Xmas."

              I still don't think we'll finish in the top 4 this season."

              FatTony 24/08/09

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                #8
                class!!!!

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                  #9
                  Foggy's jelly has been laced with crystal meth again!!!!


                  Cracking stuff though Foggs. Made me laugh like a drain!

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                    #10
                    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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