A heavily pregnant woman from Dublin is driving to the shops one day , when she ends up in a bad crash and is brought to hospital in a coma . When she awakes six weeks later , there is no baby inside her , and she frantically calls for the nurse .
" Nurse , nurse ! What's happened to my baby ? "
" Relax ," says the nurse , " Everything is fine . You had twins , a boy and a girl , and they are both fine ."
" Oh my God , that's wonderful . Where are they ? " asks the mother .
" After we delivered them , your uncle from Cork showed up and gave them both names "
" My uncle from Cork!?! But he's an idiot . Oh no what did he call the children ? "
" Well ," says the nurse " He called your daughter Denise ."
" Denise , that's not too bad . I like it . And what about my son ? "
" He named him Denephew " .
" Nurse , nurse ! What's happened to my baby ? "
" Relax ," says the nurse , " Everything is fine . You had twins , a boy and a girl , and they are both fine ."
" Oh my God , that's wonderful . Where are they ? " asks the mother .
" After we delivered them , your uncle from Cork showed up and gave them both names "
" My uncle from Cork!?! But he's an idiot . Oh no what did he call the children ? "
" Well ," says the nurse " He called your daughter Denise ."
" Denise , that's not too bad . I like it . And what about my son ? "
" He named him Denephew " .
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