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    A Tale of Two Prawns

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

    Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

    A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

    While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

    "Where's Christian?" he asked.

    "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

    Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

    Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........."





    "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
    RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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        #4
        LMFAO
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Seemed a lot of building up for such a small punch line but kudos for that one!!!

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            #6
            That's an old one, but a funny one
            Originally posted by Gordon Brown
            (1995)
            "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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              #7
              F L M A O
              Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

              going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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                #8
                Love it
                Like blood on iron

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                  #9
                  Dont encourage her.
                  Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                    Dont encourage her.
                    Don't underestimate her.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by fredo View Post
                      Don't underestimate her.
                      Thank you!
                      RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                        #12
                        This joke was funny... in 1989.
                        ...
                        Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bob View Post
                          This joke was funny... in 1989.
                          Well I'd never heard it before.
                          RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                            #14
                            That's a despicable pun.

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