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    62 Things Culchies (Irish rednecks) Love .

    62 Things Culchies love


    1 A nice bit of ham.
    2 Buttered biscuits.
    3 Diggin Houles.
    4 Saying its too cold to snow
    5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
    6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
    7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
    8 A stretch in the evenings
    9 Lucozade
    10 Accordians
    11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
    12 A dinner dance
    13 Gettin clattered in muck.
    14 Shania Twain.
    15 Hefers
    16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
    17 Steel toe caps
    18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
    19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
    20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
    21 The smell of fresh dung.
    22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
    23 Work Clothes
    24 A bottle of mineral.
    25 Fightin'.
    26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
    27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
    28 Being overweight.
    29 Wimen wha resemble Hefers.
    30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
    31 Drink driving.
    32 Red diesel
    33 The Fear of Change.
    34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
    35 Lying.
    36 Building walls.
    37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
    38 Pretending to like mass
    39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
    40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
    41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
    42 Mohammed Ali.
    43 Machinery.
    44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
    45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
    46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
    47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
    48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen.
    49 Soda farls
    50 Sponge 'n Custirt
    51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
    52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
    53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
    54 The Ra.
    55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
    56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
    57 Club Orange
    58 rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
    59 The Foot & Mouth.
    60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
    61 TK Red Lemonade
    62 Good Short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen(it confuses them otherwise)
    "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


    La-di-da-di free John Gotti

    #2
    I have no idea what I just read Martin.
    Play the Man of the Match game in the sticky thread!


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      #3
      If any of the Irish contingent read it , they may find it amusing . To you my friend , and anyone that has never spent a dash of time in Ireland , it may as well be Japanese (unless of course you are Japanese or fluent in Japanese).
      "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


      La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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        #4
        Please tell me you cut and pasted that ???
        I was Riddler on Koptalk.
        Wheres Tom numbers ???

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          #5
          Read it before, but still makes me laugh out loud.

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            #6
            read it before, but its still funny.
            eth posted it before on KT
            Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
            'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

            "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

            * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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              #7
              Originally posted by MARTINOZ
              62 Things Culchies love


              1 A nice bit of ham.
              2 Buttered biscuits.
              3 Diggin Houles.
              4 Saying its too cold to snow
              5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
              6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
              7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
              8 A stretch in the evenings
              9 Lucozade
              10 Accordians
              11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
              12 A dinner dance
              13 Gettin clattered in muck.
              14 Shania Twain.
              15 Hefers
              16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
              17 Steel toe caps
              18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
              19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
              20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
              21 The smell of fresh dung.
              22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
              23 Work Clothes
              24 A bottle of mineral.
              25 Fightin'.
              26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
              27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
              28 Being overweight.
              29 Wimen wha resemble Hefers.
              30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
              31 Drink driving.
              32 Red diesel
              33 The Fear of Change.
              34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
              35 Lying.
              36 Building walls.
              37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
              38 Pretending to like mass
              39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
              40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
              41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
              42 Mohammed Ali.
              43 Machinery.
              44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
              45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
              46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
              47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
              48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen.
              49 Soda farls
              50 Sponge 'n Custirt
              51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
              52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
              53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
              54 The Ra.
              55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
              56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
              57 Club Orange
              58 rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
              59 The Foot & Mouth.
              60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
              61 TK Red Lemonade
              62 Good Short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen(it confuses them otherwise)
              You forgot 63 Going to Croke Park on All Ireland final day:
              "With Ron Yeats in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal."

              Bill Shankly

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                #8
                and 64. driving with one arm hangin out the winda
                Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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                  #9
                  65. putthing "h's" in where they dont belong
                  i.e.
                  sHtairs,sHliotar,pissHed etc etc
                  Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bazza76
                    read it before, but its still funny.
                    eth posted it before on KT
                    I didn't compile this quite brilliant list though.

                    peelin purtys should be added to it.

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