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    Do you remember ?

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"



    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.



    "Yes I do" she replies.



    The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car.............?"



    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.



    The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years'?".



    "I remember that too" she replied softly.



    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today"

    "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


    La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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      #3
      Im only on here for silly season

      the rest of the time im too stressed

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        That just got me in trouble at work... worth it though!

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          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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              #7
              Quality!
              My balls are hairy, not crystal......

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