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    a jewish man is walking down a canal

    in front of him is a young girl struggling to keep the lead on her very exciteable dog


    suddenly the dog lurches forward - the lead snaps

    it jumps into the canal

    the girl screams out "my dog he cant swim"

    the man jumps in swims over to the dog and drags it to the side

    he pulls himself and the dog out of the canal

    the dog appears dead - but the man gives it mouth to mouth and suddenly it comes round jumps up - barks and licks the hero

    the little girl is overjoyed


    "oh thank you so much - are you a vet ?" she says wiping a tear from her eye



    "a vet ?" says the man



    "ima a freakin soaking"

    #2
    That's terrible mate!!!!!

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      #3
      Don't get it

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        #4
        Originally posted by Marc. View Post
        Don't get it

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          #5
          That's shocking . I think it should be moved to the Koptalk section it's that **** .
          "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


          La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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            #6

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              #7
              Originally posted by kewellnthegang View Post
              Cheers for the explanation. :whatever:

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                #8
                Originally posted by Marc. View Post
                Cheers for the explanation. :whatever:
                Seriously? OK.
                He's jewish so he talks like he's eastern european; Vet = Wet spoken with said accent. Horrifyingly bad joke.
                "Our legacy begets an excellence that surpasses the particulars of who produces it." -- David Carr

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                  #9
                  Really, really poor fella
                  If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

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                    #10
                    so bad i like it.
                    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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