yesterday for my annual health check
she said i think you better stop wanking
"why" i said
"because im tryin to examine you"
she said i think you better stop wanking
"why" i said
"because im tryin to examine you"
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Did you stop wanking?Originally posted by kewellnthegang View PostBill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
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The nurse said, 'strip to the waist, please,' so I did; then she said 'no, I meant from the waist up.'Liverpool FC über alles.Comment
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Would this be where they put the rim shot?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Comment
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