as a blacksmith
when asked have you any experience shoeing horses
paddy replied
no, but i once told a donkey to **** off
when asked have you any experience shoeing horses
paddy replied
no, but i once told a donkey to **** off
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It would be funnier if it wasn't about an Irish man though
quite clever people are the Irish.
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
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Class, did'nt offend me in the slightest. I'm Irish BTW.Comment
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I don't get it. What has telling a donkey to '**** off' got to do with being a blacksmith?I have five fingersComment
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Comment
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Like when a dog comes upto you for example and you want it to go away o you sometimes say " shooo, get out of here, goin... shoo!"Originally posted by Peter Delvechio View PostComment
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Originally posted by Marc. View Post
I was deeply offended by the Irish reference you English prick.
I wasn't really!
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Does that qualify as being Kurtangled?Originally posted by Marc. View PostWell, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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I think so,might depend on if the other lad really didn't get it or not,but looks like one to me.Originally posted by johnp View Post
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He is over qualified, that blows Kurt out of the waterOriginally posted by johnp View Post
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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Originally posted by bazza76 View PostHe is over qualified, that blows Kurt out of the water
Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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I can't follow this conversation at all.I have five fingersComment
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Funny thread (except for the joke - you racist prick).
"Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."
La-di-da-di free John Gotti
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English mans joke the fact they are all a jokeOriginally posted by loco_law View Post Anyone...... anyone....?Comment
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an Englishman went for a jobOriginally posted by Natman View Post
as a blacksmith
when asked have you any experience shoeing horses
Tommy replied
no, but i once told a Irishman to **** offComment
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