> This was apparently in the Washington Post ... the title of the article
> was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
>
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male
> resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
> Monday.
>
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided
> to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was
> no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in
> a phone interview.
>
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a
> hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was
> really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
>
> "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin."
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
> "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
> having s*x with a pumpkin?".
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there.
> He then looked me straight in the face and said, " F**k me, is it
> midnight already?"
> was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
>
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male
> resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
> Monday.
>
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided
> to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was
> no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in
> a phone interview.
>
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a
> hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was
> really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
>
> "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin."
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
> "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
> having s*x with a pumpkin?".
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there.
> He then looked me straight in the face and said, " F**k me, is it
> midnight already?"
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