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    Wife Lost In Supermarket

    Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket
    when they collide.
    The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
    The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
    The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"
    The first bloke says, "Who gives a ****, let's look for yours."
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    #2
    Good one.

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      #3
      One, two, 1-2-3-4...

      I'm all lost in the supermarket
      I can no longer shop happily
      I came in here for that special offer
      A guaranteed personality

      I wasnt born so much as I fell out
      Nobody seemed to notice me
      We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
      Over which I never could see

      I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
      Scream and fight most scarily
      Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling
      Thats how its been all around me

      I'm all lost in the supermarket
      I can no longer shop happily
      I came in here for that special offer
      A guaranteed personality

      I'm all tuned in, I see all the programmes
      I save coupons from packets of tea
      Ive got my giant hit discotheque album
      I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free

      The kids in the halls and the pipes in the walls
      Make me noises for company
      Long distance callers make long distance calls
      And the silence makes me lonely

      I'm all lost in the supermarket
      I can no longer shop happily
      I came in here for that special offer
      A guaranteed personality

      And its not here
      It disappear
      I'm all lost

      Thank you very much.
      .
      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



      May the Lord bless this post.

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        #4
        Excellent Just got to try and remember it now so I can tell my mates on Saturday.
        The stars are shining like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun.

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          #5
          Originally posted by timmokay View Post
          Excellent Just got to try and remember it now so I can tell my mates on Saturday.
          It's on "London Calling" - just play them it.

          Oh, I see, you meant the joke.

          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            #6
            Hehe
            RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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