>>>A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
>>>out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
>>>neighborhood.
>>>
>>>She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
>>>he had any odd jobs for her to do.
>>>
>>>Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, how
>>>much will you charge me?"
>>>
>>>The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>>>
>>>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
>>>need was in the garage.
>>>
>>>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
>>>she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>>>
>>>He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?
>>>
>>>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
>>>those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>>>
>>>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>>>
>>>You're finished already?" the husband asked.
>>>
>>>Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
>>>two coats."
>>>
>>>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
>>>it to her.
>>>
>>>"And by the way," the Blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".
>>>out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
>>>neighborhood.
>>>
>>>She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
>>>he had any odd jobs for her to do.
>>>
>>>Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, how
>>>much will you charge me?"
>>>
>>>The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>>>
>>>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
>>>need was in the garage.
>>>
>>>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
>>>she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>>>
>>>He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?
>>>
>>>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
>>>those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>>>
>>>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>>>
>>>You're finished already?" the husband asked.
>>>
>>>Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
>>>two coats."
>>>
>>>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
>>>it to her.
>>>
>>>"And by the way," the Blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".