Tenjewberrymuds

[KK07]

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.

You will Understand what 'tenjewberrymuds ' means by the end of the
conversation.
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,at
a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?... Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes'
means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English
muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad! ?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome.

[The incredible igor]

racist

why are you called Norman now?

[KK07]

racist

why are you called Norman now?

Keep up would you!!

It's to do with the parents thread.
I said my Ma calls me Norman Bates sometimes and it went from there...............

Hilarious stuff really!

[The incredible igor]

Keep up would you!!

It's to do with the parents thread.
I said my Ma calls me Norman Bates sometimes and it went from there...............

Hilarious stuff really!

were you abused by your mother as a child? is it still happening?

[KK07]

were you abused by your mother as a child? is it still happening?

No but there was this ugly bat down in Cork one time we went on holidays, Mrs.O'something!!

[The incredible igor]

No but there was this ugly bat down in Cork one time we went on holidays, Mrs.O'something!!

that'd be "Mrs." O'Grady who's actually a Mr.
I keep well away from "it" but supposedly he/she likes telling stories about a bald dub in a manc jersey with a tiny cock who tried to pick her/him up once