What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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Originally posted by narmour View Post
i think it woud be fair to say that most people would scream in an oven.
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I do suppose, but I think knowing that brings the hilarity to the joke...
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jeez......people dont know your only taking the piss Nath....your gonna get sin binned if ya keep these jokes coming!! As it is that **** Kemm thinks our dna is proper ****ed
For ****s sakes say some knock knock jokes!!!
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here are instructions for a knock knock joke
you: knock knock
other: who's there?
you: an impatient cow
other: an impatient c....
you (interrupting) moooooooooo!Felching ≠ GerbillingComment
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Hahaha, I suppose. . . This isn't the Library though
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he is a fungiComment
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HOw did the manc break his neck?
He was getting a drink of water and someone slammed the tiolet lid on him.Yes I'm American, and Yes I supported Liverpool before those two ****s bought the team!Comment
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A woman is like a piano.
When she's not upright.. she's grand...Comment
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrotComment
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why didnt superman save the twin towers ????
cos he was in a wheelchair..."Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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Brilliant. That's the kind of joke I can send to my matesOriginally posted by badpiggy View Post
My mate's a Copper, he sent me this;
What's the biggest reason for paedophilia in the UK today?
Sexy kids.
Blame Thames Valley Police before you blame me.F****n' 'ell It's Fred TitmusComment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Comment
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DONG!!Comment
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