Three Labrador retrievers – brown, black and yellow – are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I pee on everything – the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I peed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna chop my nuts off" came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are doing it. It works for everything – inhibits all excessive doggie activities."
The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
The black lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the heck of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the yellow lab inquired.
"Looks like my nuts are getting chopped off too." the dejected black lab said.
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks why he is at the vet's office.
I'm a humper." the yellow lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself… hopped on her back and started humping away.
The black and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, looks like your balls are gone too, huh ?"
"Why no," answered the yellow lab, "my owner is getting my nails clipped".
The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I pee on everything – the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I peed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna chop my nuts off" came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are doing it. It works for everything – inhibits all excessive doggie activities."
The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
The black lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the heck of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the yellow lab inquired.
"Looks like my nuts are getting chopped off too." the dejected black lab said.
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks why he is at the vet's office.
I'm a humper." the yellow lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself… hopped on her back and started humping away.
The black and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, looks like your balls are gone too, huh ?"
"Why no," answered the yellow lab, "my owner is getting my nails clipped".
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